Girlie Girl Meme
Stolen (gakked?) from sithdragn.
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01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?
No.
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
Does it count if I get chocolate on my mouth?
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
I can dress in five minutes flat if I shower the night before.
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
Again, does chocolate count?
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
Well, if we're counting chocolate, yes.
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
Sure. That way when I lose small items I always know where they're lost.
07. WHAT COLORS ARE THEY?
Denim blue.
08. HAVE PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SPEND $400 ON A PURSE LOST THEIR MINDS? WHAT ABOUT $4000?
Not at all! And in fact, allow me to offer to sell them one. :D
09. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG?
This would be, like, a body bag for a senior athletic person?
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON?
I don't even understand the question. :-/
11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE?
Only one. Anything that won't fit in one purse I leave at home.
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
Hate to wear it. Don't like the feel. It's nice for some crafts though.
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
Never.
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
I have yet to find a cure for my manic. :-/
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
Never had one of them animals either.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
No.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
Either the Walmart hair salon or one of my relative's kitchens.
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
No.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
No, my hair is fine and limp. I occasionally make clumsy, rudimentary attempts to curl it though.
20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?
I think I have four pair, but only two that I ever wear.
21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
Beat-up sneakers.
22. CAN YOU FATHOM SPENDING $400 ON A PAIR OF SHOES?
Yes! In fact, these lovely sandals I've just crafted from gum and construction paper are WELL worth that! What size would you like? I'll be glad to take cash. :D
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
Only the kind that's an integral part of the sole or that's an integral part of my foot!
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
Sure, provided they're no taller than the rest of the shoe. ;)
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
Walmart mostly. Sometimes a thrift shop. Once in a while I sew.
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
Yes, for dog food.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
Walmart
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
Twenty bucks?
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
No, I've never been out of the country. And what an interesting accent you have!
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
No, although I have occasionally been inclined to roll things in their paths and trip them.
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
Actually, yes. I had to get a huge pair to fit over my regular glasses. My glasses kind of snap into them.
32. HAVE YOU PUNCHED HOLES IN YOUR EARS AS A CONVENIENT PLACE TO HANG JEWELRY?
Yes, but I rarely wear earrings as I tend to have an allergic reaction to them.
33. HOW ABOUT OTHER PLACES?
Nope, can't even imagine. OUCH!
34. YOU REALIZE YOU LOSE GIRLY-GIRL POINTS FOR THAT LAST QUESTION, RIGHT?
:P
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
I know I have one pair Di sent me, and I think I have a card somewhere with four or five more.
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
Only when I'm dressed as a pirate or a gypsy.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
One, maybe? Maybe two.
38. DO YOU OWN ANY PRICEY SKIN CARE PRODUCTS?
No, which is ironic because I spent today designing a Mary Kay flier for my niece, who sells the stuff.
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
Nope.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
I can't apply mascara without my glasses and since you can't apply it *with* glasses I never wear it.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
Only when I'm feeling Egyptian.
42. CAN YOU CHANGE A SPARE TIRE?
Absolutely!
43. WOULD YOU KNOW IF THERE WAS A SQUID ON YOUR MANIFOLD?
You mean as opposed to an octopus? Fortunately I have big dogs to protect me from lurking marine life.
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
Please! I've never even met either of them! O:-) And if I did I wouldn't kiss and tell!
45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
Yes, because I generally try to get hold of a copy of a magazine I want to sell something to so I can get a feel for it.
EDIT: Sorry guys! I tried to hide it behind a cut, but I can't figure it out. :-/