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Crazy Kwiz Of....KrandomnessThe Randomosity shall now become a Word! The If's....If the sun were grey, what whould you eat?:your soul If the TV started talking, would you run away?:It does talk...it sounds like Seinfeld. If you suddenly felt the urge to rollerblade in a cemetary, would you?:I think it would be somewhat disrespectful, but then again, when I was little I was a frequent grave-kicker, so I guess I would. If life gives you lemons squeeze them until they e'spolde, right?:e'splode fo sho. If Brad Pitt died would you have killed him?:no If you were homicidal would it be fun?:I imagine it would be as boring as anyone else's life. If you were suddenly turned into an Umpaloompa, could you be able to spell?:I suppose I would. If black was suddenly everything's colour, would you dance on a tophat?:I already dance on tophats every chance I get. If the sun went out, would you go fix it?:I would have no idea how. If the moon was full, would you hit it with a spork?:What? No...I'd eat my Mexican Pizza in peace under the moon's light. If it was work it to die, would you be killed by a clown?:no. My general rule of thumb is to be at least 200 yards from any clown at any timw. If you wanted to kill yourself, would you die by rampaging elephant?:sure...what better way to go? If sense were made, would you not be concerened of unmade sense?:Sense... If that made sense, would it?:I imagine it would. OH MY! It's the 'What the fuck are you thinking?' Questions!Cows go moo....or do they?:they do. Are goats really refridgerators in mock flight?:pssh... Can you spell that?:that What happened to the man on the moon if he couldn't breathe?:He died and became moon cheese. Why is it that the tv cannot watch us instead?:Because that would be fucked up and twilight zoneish/ Or does it?:Ooooo.....do do doooo.... How do we know the president isn't a terrorist who wants cheese real bad?:That's my theory. If you knew me, would you be likely to care if I hit myself with lumber?:Probably not... If we take tests, than why do we get questions wrong?:because we don't always know the answers. Is stealing right or just free lucky stuff that jumps into your pocket?:stealing is wrong. Is telling the cops that you just killed someone a bad idea?:From the killer's point of view, yes. What if they find out that someone is a chicken, then what do you do?:Be like, "what you talkin' bout Willis?" How come we have to eat food at certain times, could we just time the food?:shhh... Why are these questions so stupid?:because you are stupid. Finish The SentanceSheep like to flip...:flop on the Wip wop. I was walking when an elephant's....:balls hit me smack in the face. The cat went....:to a better place. Doctor Nutcase ate an....:oven mit. I can't spell....:supercalafragalisticixpiealadocious. I forgot...:to tell you I love you. What time was yesterday's.....:ball game at? I had a dollar and someone....:stole it. Susie should stop being such a.....:whoooore. Flatulence cannot be spelled by....:the letters Q and J alone. Dead people only like the flesh of....:the living. Death comes when someone stupid....:jumps in front of a car. I think I see....:London...and France...and your underpants. Uranus, is that....:a planet or a body part? ENDING WORLD OF WORD ASSOCIATION!Crabs:ocean Peacock:show-off Cheesey Potatoes:delicious mince:meat Romance:movie Chemicals:equation Ecstasy:party Buffalo:wings Physcotic:crazy freaky:weird Warnings:hair Clicking:tick Survey:lame Take this survey | Find more surveys
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