Overheard on Riverside Drive

Feb 11, 2012 09:38

EK:  So let me just get this straight:  While you're in Mexico for the next 2 weeks, if I leave any dishes in the sink . . . they'll just stay there?

DS:  That's right.  I'm taking the Dish Fairies with me.

EK:  Are you sure that's really necessary?

DS:  They're attached to me.

EK:  I'm sure they'd like me, once they got to know me.

DS:  You scare them.

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