never mind about the goat, but we'll have kittens
None of my clothes fit. I hate them all.
Facebook won't load. It hasn't loaded for like two days. I haven't even looked at my facebook since Monday. I know, this seems sad and desperate and pathetic, but it is killing me that I haven't changed my status and that I have not been able to squee about The Hills on the thread and that I know that OTHER PEOPLE can get on to facebook, because i keep getting emails telling me that I have things written on my wall and the ubiquitous, "You are gay!" application reminder, but I CAN'T GET ON TO THE SITE. I am annoyed. Officially.
And Lauren is ridiculous. Curling iron + Alberta Ferretti gown = very bad/expensive consequences. I love that she was freaking out about not getting to go to the Ball when I just kept thinking, "Holy shit, Lauren! Lisa Love is going to murder you, and then still make you pay for that gown. And then when you get back to Teen Vogue she'll say, "You'll always be known as the girl who burned that Alberta Ferretti gown, Lauren." And Lauren will be all pouty and a little glassy-eyed, and she'll say, "I know...I know."
But whatever. Is anyone else having trouble with facebook? I'm ready to punch a small animal right now.
Facebook won't load. It hasn't loaded for like two days. I haven't even looked at my facebook since Monday. I know, this seems sad and desperate and pathetic, but it is killing me that I haven't changed my status and that I have not been able to squee about The Hills on the thread and that I know that OTHER PEOPLE can get on to facebook, because i keep getting emails telling me that I have things written on my wall and the ubiquitous, "You are gay!" application reminder, but I CAN'T GET ON TO THE SITE. I am annoyed. Officially.
And Lauren is ridiculous. Curling iron + Alberta Ferretti gown = very bad/expensive consequences. I love that she was freaking out about not getting to go to the Ball when I just kept thinking, "Holy shit, Lauren! Lisa Love is going to murder you, and then still make you pay for that gown. And then when you get back to Teen Vogue she'll say, "You'll always be known as the girl who burned that Alberta Ferretti gown, Lauren." And Lauren will be all pouty and a little glassy-eyed, and she'll say, "I know...I know."
But whatever. Is anyone else having trouble with facebook? I'm ready to punch a small animal right now.