SOOOO FUNNNNNNN
in regards to my last post:
mission accomplished.
+"are you coming to the party tonight?"
"yeahhhh, totallyyyyy, rock on!"
"no, seriously are you coming?"
"yeahhhh... keg stands, titties."
- a conversation between me and my bangin' manager.
+watermelon smirnoff
+wasted. at 715.
+robot chicken
-feeling sick
+parrot bay
-being cut off at 8
+/- giant squid! [it was cool, but kind of a let down. and i also talked and laughed a lot during it. what can i say, im easily amused.]
+orange bacardi
+phone calls to ron
+swimming
-belly button ring breaking [the anchor fell off]
+chris cote!
-flashing a lot.
...i don't know if this is good but last night a girl i have never met or seen in my entire life came up to me and said "i want a picture with this girl!" and i was like whaaaaa? so there is a picture floating around of me in a camo bikini hugging a chick i dont know. whoops.
+"drew, there's a glass of water next to you, and a bucket on the left side of the bed."
"k, thanks, bangin' hotties." i really don't remember the last time i laughed that hard.
+"evan, i stopped drinking an hour ago, and i'm fine." as i trip over my foot. I AM SO AWESOME.
+more ron
+SAM ADAMS! [the baker from my work, not the kid from yarmouth, or the beer]
+"Lindsey, you're bangin'."
+"I need a plate. Err.... blanket."
-puke on the wall. and floor. and bathroom.
+WOOOOO I LOVE PARTIES WOOOOOOO!
+swimming
-chris passing out
-being fondled
+"i don't know how i got this drunk."
"i think it's because you drank too much alcohol."
"fuck THAT. I'm straightedge."
+LOREN!
+more Ron.
+sleep
-the dog waking me and drew up at 6 AM. due to barking.
+anne. enough said.
-puke.
-working at 9
+sleeping for 4 hours.
oh my god i am so tired.
and he can go fuck himself for all i fucking care.
he was lucky to have someone like me. i honestly feel sorry for him for blowing me off so bad. he can suck a fat dick.
seriously. fuck you.
and texas in 9 days!
mission accomplished.
+"are you coming to the party tonight?"
"yeahhhh, totallyyyyy, rock on!"
"no, seriously are you coming?"
"yeahhhh... keg stands, titties."
- a conversation between me and my bangin' manager.
+watermelon smirnoff
+wasted. at 715.
+robot chicken
-feeling sick
+parrot bay
-being cut off at 8
+/- giant squid! [it was cool, but kind of a let down. and i also talked and laughed a lot during it. what can i say, im easily amused.]
+orange bacardi
+phone calls to ron
+swimming
-belly button ring breaking [the anchor fell off]
+chris cote!
-flashing a lot.
...i don't know if this is good but last night a girl i have never met or seen in my entire life came up to me and said "i want a picture with this girl!" and i was like whaaaaa? so there is a picture floating around of me in a camo bikini hugging a chick i dont know. whoops.
+"drew, there's a glass of water next to you, and a bucket on the left side of the bed."
"k, thanks, bangin' hotties." i really don't remember the last time i laughed that hard.
+"evan, i stopped drinking an hour ago, and i'm fine." as i trip over my foot. I AM SO AWESOME.
+more ron
+SAM ADAMS! [the baker from my work, not the kid from yarmouth, or the beer]
+"Lindsey, you're bangin'."
+"I need a plate. Err.... blanket."
-puke on the wall. and floor. and bathroom.
+WOOOOO I LOVE PARTIES WOOOOOOO!
+swimming
-chris passing out
-being fondled
+"i don't know how i got this drunk."
"i think it's because you drank too much alcohol."
"fuck THAT. I'm straightedge."
+LOREN!
+more Ron.
+sleep
-the dog waking me and drew up at 6 AM. due to barking.
+anne. enough said.
-puke.
-working at 9
+sleeping for 4 hours.
oh my god i am so tired.
and he can go fuck himself for all i fucking care.
he was lucky to have someone like me. i honestly feel sorry for him for blowing me off so bad. he can suck a fat dick.
seriously. fuck you.
and texas in 9 days!