Meme again.

[ellalillie]

Pick the month of your birthday:

1. I hugged
2. I killed
3. I went out with
4. I fell in love with
5. I punched
6. I played with
7. I had sex with
8. I poisoned
9. I married
10. I sang with
11. I danced with
12. I swore at

Now pick the day of your birthday:

1. a banana
2. a book
3. the President of the USA
4. a plant
5. a policeman
6. Oprah Winfrey
7. a spoon
8. a cellphone
9. your mom
10. The Superman
11. a stranger
12. a leper
13. a ferocious tiger
14. a Korean
15. a scissor
16. Uruha
17. a beggar
18. my dad
19. a hooker
20. my ass
21. a piece of shit
22. Brad Pitt
23. my PE teacher
24. a car
25. a doll
26. Ruki
27. junk food
28. a plug socket
29. my aunt's neighbor's friend's brother-in-law's coworker
30. a microphone
31. a recorder

Now pick the color of the shirt you're currently wearing:
Blue - because I was drunk.
Red - because it was hot and I couldn't control myself.
White - because I'm a druggie.
Yellow - because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Green - because I wanted to.
Pink - because I was naked.
Black - because it was dark and I had no condoms.
Shirtless - Because I'm a whore.
Other - Because I'm weird.

Here goes: I punched my ass because it was dark and I had no condoms. ooooo~kay.