(no subject)
"Stop Drinking All The Beer."
"EVERYONE wants to hit it." *points finger* (repeat 7)
"Oh no HE found the gorilla"
"Hey I've seen your tits... Yeah well I've seen your dick."
"You. Tonight."
"I'll just grab his hands and be like 'Honey, just stop your not going to hook up with her. It's never gonna happen.' Yeah she is the only one who has cockblocked him."
"Dude is fucked up." "I know he fucked up." "NO he IS fucked up." "OHHHH"
Just some greatness from last night
"EVERYONE wants to hit it." *points finger* (repeat 7)
"Oh no HE found the gorilla"
"Hey I've seen your tits... Yeah well I've seen your dick."
"You. Tonight."
"I'll just grab his hands and be like 'Honey, just stop your not going to hook up with her. It's never gonna happen.' Yeah she is the only one who has cockblocked him."
"Dude is fucked up." "I know he fucked up." "NO he IS fucked up." "OHHHH"
Just some greatness from last night