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[elladanelrondio]

*has been hearing rumours about the hassle Este has been receiving from the Feanorians*

*traipses over to hers*

Ho there! Are you by any chance in need of full-time assistance or something?

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[gentle_este]

Yes. Some sort of assistance would be good then if anything goes wrong I can blame a subordinate! HA!

Damn handmaidens won't leave Lorien to come out here. I think they're getting attached to the venus flytraps.

[elladanelrondio]

Probably for the best. The locals here would just do their minds in.

[gentle_este]

Right. The main priority right now is having someone on stand-by during my sessions with Maedhros, especially with this next one coming up. :S

[elladanelrondio]

Er... Feanorians with mental issues?

Right. Tranquilizers aplenty then.

[gentle_este]

Yes, I'll need someone standing by to restrain and tranquilize him if need be. I'm slowly restoring his memory but we're just coming up to the part where he regains the Silmaril. That's more traumatic than what we've been through so far. I'm not sure how he's going to react.

[elladanelrondio]

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Riiiight. So. LOTS of tranqs.

[gentle_este]

I'm really worried about it to be honest. *fidgets* I mean, it's all gone pretty well so far, I just can't help thinking that something awful will happen at the final hurdle.

[elladanelrondio]

:S

*pats you*

Well. I'll do whatever I can to be of use, although I'm getting a tad bit unnerved here.

[gentle_este]

See? You understand! You understand the pressure that this job puts you under! They all expect you to be there to help, no question, but as SOON as something goes wrong, they're baying for your blood.

Bloody ingrates. >:(

[elladanelrondio]

*shrugs*

All part of the job I guess. Kind of like those poor bastards who maintain the sewers.

[gentle_este]

Huh. I never thought about that. I suppose it must be done but it never occurs to you that there's actually someone down there taking care of it. You'd notice it if they weren't there though, wouldn't you?

Heh. Maybe the Valar should strike.

[elladanelrondio]

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YeS! Get a union going!!!

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Except you don't really get paid, do you. It's all just good karma in the end.

[gentle_este]

We don't get paid and we don't get no respect, neither!

[elladanelrondio]

Hey. I respect you! And no more shouting. I've had enough insane females for this month.

[gentle_este]

I'm not shouting at you, I'm just generally shouting. Why, what's wrong?

[elladanelrondio]

Oh. Some mental Numenorean chick who hates men ran after me until she realised I wasn't her husband, then kicked me about anyway.