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[elladanelrondio]

*doesn't think of twins*

*OR triplets*

*just don't mention quads*

*also manages to get through an entire book on the whole miracle of life and child-rearing without freaking out or vomiting*

*feels surprisingly good about himself*

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[sweet_nimrodel]

*wonders in munching on some crackers*

Hey,

[elladanelrondio]

Heya!

[sweet_nimrodel]

*sits down next to you and kisses you on the cheek*

*grins*

What are you reading?

[elladanelrondio]

Stuff on parenting. It's still terrifying but I can deal.

So... wanna go househunting?

[sweet_nimrodel]

Mmm..not really.

*gets a predatory gleam in her eye*

*is experiencing pregnancy-induced hornyness, oh yes*

[elladanelrondio]

*fails to notice the gleam at all*

Well... I suppose we've got enough papers to go through...

[sweet_nimrodel]

*moves in closer*

I rather had something else in mind...

*places her hand on your thigh*

[elladanelrondio]

*eyedart*

I... see...

[sweet_nimrodel]

mmmhmm...

*leans in close and presses small kisses on your neck*

*runs her hnd up and down your thigh*

[elladanelrondio]

*swallows nervously*

I'm flattered... but I'm not really in the mood right this moment.

[sweet_nimrodel]

Oh. *moves back*

It's because I'm ugly and fat now isn't it! *and here come the hormonal tears*

[elladanelrondio]

0_o

What?! NO!! I'm just... not horny is all!!!

[sweet_nimrodel]

You never are anymore these days! *sniffle* Only for the girly boy Amillo! *cries* Admit it you've gone gay! *sob*

[elladanelrondio]

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I'm going to choose to ignore that remark based on the fact taht you're hormonal and clearly irrational.

[sweet_nimrodel]

*sob!hic*

It's true isn't it? That's the real reason you don't want to have sex with me. That, and I'm fat and..*sob* ugly!!

[elladanelrondio]

>.<

NO! It's NOT!!!!!!!

If anything it's because I've been feeling utterly freaked out by the combination of breakup/knockup.