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*puts Nimrodel to bed in one of the rooms in the pub*
*comes downstairs to get drunk and not think about any of the implications whatsoever*
*comes downstairs to get drunk and not think about any of the implications whatsoever*
*twitches*
*sits down in a dark corner*
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Hey sibling. You alright?
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Fine. Fine.
*nods several times*
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Confess.
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I heard that there's a huge Mithril vein just off the west coast of Tol Eressea...
So I kind of thought it would be a good idea to stage a coup since the Enlightenment and Colon Irrigation thing didn't work out too well.
Wanna help?
*looks at you hopefully*
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A COUP you say? Hmmm... THAT sounds tempting...
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Really? You think it's a good idea?
*grins hopefully, then frowns again*
*chin wobbles*
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*sibling concern*
*sits down*
Okay. What's really up, hmm?
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I... I've failed at everything I've attempted to do here in Valinor.
At least I used to be good at doing something back in Middle-earth..
*sigh* I miss Orcs. Killing them...
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Yeah... i know what you mean...
*grips your arm affectionately and smiles*
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The chicks used to love it when I came back to Imladris smeared in Orc blood. And now...
It's been AGES since I've been laid. In fact...
*makes sure no one else is in eavesdropping distance*
I'm worried I might go blind soon.
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The blind thing IS a myth y'know...
Although... there's a fair few women of extremly easy virtue about the place...
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But I don't want the ones of easy virtue. I want the really nice ones who want to shag me cos I'm brave and heroic or have wealth and power.
Ergo the coup...
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Well... I guess... just get yourself out there and try and come across as the strong and silent mysterious type? :S
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You think it might work?
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Can't hurt to try, right? The silent brooding type tends to be rather attractive.
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