(no subject)
*remains annoyed that despite being VERY reasonable Turco and whoever the hell was aiding him have yet to compensate him in any way over the damage to his property*
*pens a swift note to Ingwe*
As you've noticed unless you've been blinded by the excessive amounts of sex you claim to have, your gardens have been damaged. After some investigation on my part I have discovered the perpetrator, none other than CELEGORM. Seeing as he's refused to confess and be reasonable I felt it best that I leave this matter in your hands. Enclosed are photographs I've taken of the evidence proving the footprints present in my garden to match with Celegorm's, and a matching set of fingerprints of his from around areas of the devastation that I lifted off of a pint glass.
Enjoy.
-- Elladan
HAH! Fuck with MY precious plants, will you?
*pens a swift note to Ingwe*
As you've noticed unless you've been blinded by the excessive amounts of sex you claim to have, your gardens have been damaged. After some investigation on my part I have discovered the perpetrator, none other than CELEGORM. Seeing as he's refused to confess and be reasonable I felt it best that I leave this matter in your hands. Enclosed are photographs I've taken of the evidence proving the footprints present in my garden to match with Celegorm's, and a matching set of fingerprints of his from around areas of the devastation that I lifted off of a pint glass.
Enjoy.
-- Elladan
HAH! Fuck with MY precious plants, will you?