Mirrors [Drabble]
Title: Mirrors [Drabble]
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Implied!SiChul
Genre: Humor, crack
Summary: Heechul is too narcissistic
Disclaimer: I don’t own any super junior members
A/N: I meant for this to be drabble but it’s just 89 words longer than I had originally planned. And I couldn't get it any shorter. So I guess it’s long drabble or something.
Aish! How did I get so pretty?
Heechul was staring at his reflection in his hand mirror.
I’m prettier than any woman out there. No wonder so many men are after me.
He started to trace his features.
I am just too sexy. Sexy beyond reason.
He bit his bottom lip seductively as he caressed his face.
If only I could kiss my own perfect lips.
“You know, hyung. There is a name for this disease you have. It’s called ‘narcissism’.” Siwon called from the doorway, crossing his arms.
“Shut up Siwon. You’re just jealous that you aren’t as pretty as me.” Heechul said, not taking his eyes off himself.
“I don’t want to be pretty like you. Because then I would have to bottom. And neither of us wants that.”
“I’m too pretty to top anyway.”
“You know, if you pay too much attention to that thing, you might as well sleep with it again. Because I won’t be there.” Siwon threatened before leaving.
Heechul jumped up from his chair.
“Wait! Siwon I promise not to use it in bed like last time!” Heechul yelled as he ran after Siwon.
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End
A/N: I thought this was pretty funny when I was writing it. I could totally see Heechul whoring himself in front of a mirror 24/7! But I still think it's kind of a fail. I apparently still have no confidence in my writing at all.
Comment please!!
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Implied!SiChul
Genre: Humor, crack
Summary: Heechul is too narcissistic
Disclaimer: I don’t own any super junior members
A/N: I meant for this to be drabble but it’s just 89 words longer than I had originally planned. And I couldn't get it any shorter. So I guess it’s long drabble or something.
Aish! How did I get so pretty?
Heechul was staring at his reflection in his hand mirror.
I’m prettier than any woman out there. No wonder so many men are after me.
He started to trace his features.
I am just too sexy. Sexy beyond reason.
He bit his bottom lip seductively as he caressed his face.
If only I could kiss my own perfect lips.
“You know, hyung. There is a name for this disease you have. It’s called ‘narcissism’.” Siwon called from the doorway, crossing his arms.
“Shut up Siwon. You’re just jealous that you aren’t as pretty as me.” Heechul said, not taking his eyes off himself.
“I don’t want to be pretty like you. Because then I would have to bottom. And neither of us wants that.”
“I’m too pretty to top anyway.”
“You know, if you pay too much attention to that thing, you might as well sleep with it again. Because I won’t be there.” Siwon threatened before leaving.
Heechul jumped up from his chair.
“Wait! Siwon I promise not to use it in bed like last time!” Heechul yelled as he ran after Siwon.
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End
A/N: I thought this was pretty funny when I was writing it. I could totally see Heechul whoring himself in front of a mirror 24/7! But I still think it's kind of a fail. I apparently still have no confidence in my writing at all.
Comment please!!