Man-meat
I read Tim's and Andy's posts, and I just felt I had to respond. I mean there has definitely been a bit of a gender imbalance here on lj when it comes to "hotness posts", but I think it's a bit of a jump for you two to assume the the only objects of a man's gaze are female. I therefore offer you, and the wider livejournal community, a glimpse into my secret archive, and if it doesn't get you hot and bothered then quite frankly you can't call yourself human.
First, I want to start off with some hot bods, guys whose personalities might be lacking, but who more than make up for that with finely crafted pecs and a six-pack. And what better way to start then to see what Google's top picks for "Hot men" are? Good call, google:
Now Tim isn't the only one with a preponderance of Asians in his portfolio, and these two were foremost among them:
...and along slightly different lines (less Asian, but still hot)...
This next guy bridges the way from the hot bods to the personality picks. His hotness is unquestionable, but there's definitely no lack of personality either.
......mmmm......
Now Johnny Depp and Hugh Laurie are strictly-speaking Maria's eye-candy and not mine, but even I melt at the hotness of these two pictures:
... and this is pretty good too. Smoking hot, you might say (my sincere apologies).
I also kind of liked this one too, for some reason:
Now, this next guy's sort of a misogynist bastard, but I discussed it with Maria, and he really needed to be included, because he just oozes masculinity:
... and since we've already made a foray into the political realm, it would be a crime not to include this piping-hot picture:
I don't want to be unfairly partisan here, so I think I should point out that hotness is something that crosses party lines:
...yeah...
...so maybe that's my cue to stop. Hope you all enjoyed my collection of finest man-meat the internet has to offer -- including Tim and Andy, who maybe just needed a post looking at the male body through the eyes of a man ("male-gaze", right?).
First, I want to start off with some hot bods, guys whose personalities might be lacking, but who more than make up for that with finely crafted pecs and a six-pack. And what better way to start then to see what Google's top picks for "Hot men" are? Good call, google:
Now Tim isn't the only one with a preponderance of Asians in his portfolio, and these two were foremost among them:
...and along slightly different lines (less Asian, but still hot)...
This next guy bridges the way from the hot bods to the personality picks. His hotness is unquestionable, but there's definitely no lack of personality either.
......mmmm......
Now Johnny Depp and Hugh Laurie are strictly-speaking Maria's eye-candy and not mine, but even I melt at the hotness of these two pictures:
... and this is pretty good too. Smoking hot, you might say (my sincere apologies).
I also kind of liked this one too, for some reason:
Now, this next guy's sort of a misogynist bastard, but I discussed it with Maria, and he really needed to be included, because he just oozes masculinity:
... and since we've already made a foray into the political realm, it would be a crime not to include this piping-hot picture:
I don't want to be unfairly partisan here, so I think I should point out that hotness is something that crosses party lines:
...yeah...
...so maybe that's my cue to stop. Hope you all enjoyed my collection of finest man-meat the internet has to offer -- including Tim and Andy, who maybe just needed a post looking at the male body through the eyes of a man ("male-gaze", right?).