Now that's a career change

[elklad]

My previous boss recently made an appearance on WWE's Raw in which he was pantsed and beaten by Vince McMahon's illegitimate leprechaun son.

Clip available here. Just click on the "Adopt a Leprechaun?" video.

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[boylawyer]

Holy crap.

Please tell me that your office still has a viable email address for this guy so that you can all totally mock him. I mean, being beat up by Vince McMahon's illegitimate son is one thing, but being beat up by his illegitimate leprechaun son. Well, that's just not right.

[elklad]

One of my co-workers called him last night and reported that he loved doing it, which doesn't surprise me.

[bombasticus]

This is of course awesome. Does Connecticut recognize any form of human/sprite relationship as legally binding? If not, I'm afraid every leprechaun son Big Vince has will be a bastard.

[boylawyer]

I was wondering whether the son burst forth as a leprechaun or if he had some manner of procedure or unholy rite that resulted in the leprechaunism. Maybe he thought that would help open Vince's cold, cold heart?

Hard to imagine a sprite voluntarily consenting to relations with McM.

[bombasticus]

That's a good point. As you know I tend to have forget that plenty of Sprito-Americans these days were ritually enabled (whether intentionally as you speculate or through malign channels, i.e. Irish Gypsy Curse) and not just "born to the twee" like the old days.

I guess it works both ways though. If Vince had gotten his hands on its annulet or pot o' gold or Lucky Charms or whatever the hell that sprite had, it might have to make some tough decisions.

[galagan]

I wants me GOLD!!

Thanks, elklad -- you just helped me find a late birthday present for someone.

[elklad]

Uh oh. Should I be worried?