no love for jennifer keller
yeah, I admit it. I don't like Jennifer Keller. I hate McKeller. The only time I enjoy a fic is when Jennifer is not, has never and will never get with Rodney McKay. She can pine for him, but never even get a bit of a response back. There was a fic that I didnt' totally hate where she was Rodney's beard, but even that was too close for me.
(Can you imagine it, she's Rodney's beard, until she "mysteriously" gets pregnant with his kid and they get married, leaving poor heart broken John trying to pretend he's ok and totally happy for them:
John: Rodney! What the fuck?!? You slept with her!!!
Rodney: Yes, but it was just to keep things looking authentic!
John: that's not keeping things authentic, it's cheating, you bastard!)
So I read one of the McShep Match entries today, where Jennifer and Rodney invite John for a threesome and Jennifer mentions that he was talked about so much in their bed that she figured he should join them. And I wondered if instead, Jennifer and Rodney are pressuring John into a threesome, and he doesn't want to. (Something like the prequel to Honor Guard where John reflects that Rodney would never offer him a parody of what he really wants like another buddy did, where eventually John was asked to be best man while half naked either before or after sex with a couple who he was in a threesome with. And they never thought of John, obviously, because he was really into this guy, and this guy got the best of both worlds, he could get his cock-fix, but he was also marrying his girlfriend. But they never thought how it worked for John!
So what if Rodney and Jennifer started to pursue John to sleep with them? And John was totally uncomfortable with it, but tried to be friends still. But even that was souring, because they were constantly trying to pursuade him. And so John decides to quit, or maybe just take a vacaiton. And then Teyla and Ronon find out what's going on...maybe Woosley too, because he could be really cool as he verbally slapped down Rodney and Jennifer.
And maybe Jennifer didn't know it would make problems, but maybe she did. And she figured either she'd get good sex out of John before really making him miserable and showing him where his place is, or maybe she just figured she could get him to leave so that Rodney would focus on her better.
And Rodney maybe didn't even notice that John wanted him until Jennifer pointed it out, but he figures Jennifer has the right idea, and so he pursues it blindly, not realizing what a mistake he's making. He just thinks that this way he and John could both get what they want.
(Can you imagine it, she's Rodney's beard, until she "mysteriously" gets pregnant with his kid and they get married, leaving poor heart broken John trying to pretend he's ok and totally happy for them:
John: Rodney! What the fuck?!? You slept with her!!!
Rodney: Yes, but it was just to keep things looking authentic!
John: that's not keeping things authentic, it's cheating, you bastard!)
So I read one of the McShep Match entries today, where Jennifer and Rodney invite John for a threesome and Jennifer mentions that he was talked about so much in their bed that she figured he should join them. And I wondered if instead, Jennifer and Rodney are pressuring John into a threesome, and he doesn't want to. (Something like the prequel to Honor Guard where John reflects that Rodney would never offer him a parody of what he really wants like another buddy did, where eventually John was asked to be best man while half naked either before or after sex with a couple who he was in a threesome with. And they never thought of John, obviously, because he was really into this guy, and this guy got the best of both worlds, he could get his cock-fix, but he was also marrying his girlfriend. But they never thought how it worked for John!
So what if Rodney and Jennifer started to pursue John to sleep with them? And John was totally uncomfortable with it, but tried to be friends still. But even that was souring, because they were constantly trying to pursuade him. And so John decides to quit, or maybe just take a vacaiton. And then Teyla and Ronon find out what's going on...maybe Woosley too, because he could be really cool as he verbally slapped down Rodney and Jennifer.
And maybe Jennifer didn't know it would make problems, but maybe she did. And she figured either she'd get good sex out of John before really making him miserable and showing him where his place is, or maybe she just figured she could get him to leave so that Rodney would focus on her better.
And Rodney maybe didn't even notice that John wanted him until Jennifer pointed it out, but he figures Jennifer has the right idea, and so he pursues it blindly, not realizing what a mistake he's making. He just thinks that this way he and John could both get what they want.