If you read this, I love you
thehomelesspunk: i hope you realize that america is sinking into the ocean
thehomelesspunk: new orleans is only the beginning
bluestampedhand: I'm prepared
bluestampedhand: me and jim
bluestampedhand: we built us a raft
thehomelesspunk: i am thinking of fashioning an ark
thehomelesspunk: and filling it with manysplendoured creatures
bluestampedhand: for the love of god
thehomelesspunk: caues i don't trust n word jim
thehomelesspunk: on no rafts
bluestampedhand: dont forget the unicorns this time
bluestampedhand: he may be a negro, but he's got a heart of gold
thehomelesspunk: its not my fault they like to hide in enchanted forests
thehomelesspunk: he won't last long
thehomelesspunk: he'll try to loot his own heart
thehomelesspunk: beware
bluestampedhand: he's smarter than that
bluestampedhand: he's been avoiding neil diamond most of his life
thehomelesspunk: haha
bluestampedhand: actually
bluestampedhand: I've decided the only person I should save
bluestampedhand: is Colonel Peacock Jr
thehomelesspunk: The evil love child of Colonol Mustard and Ms. Peacock?
bluestampedhand: who is a truck driver for a wrecking service that is haunted by ghosts
bluestampedhand: I wish
thehomelesspunk: don't let him get a hold of any candlesticks
bluestampedhand: Colonel is his name, not his title
thehomelesspunk: i see
thehomelesspunk: and what if he is mistaken for a military man
thehomelesspunk: what will you do with him then
bluestampedhand: I intend on him being mistaken for a military man
bluestampedhand: when the world ends
bluestampedhand: and everything is in disarray
bluestampedhand: they will look for the biggest fattest colonel they can find
bluestampedhand: and just assume it's his rank
bluestampedhand: then when he is elected king of the world
bluestampedhand: I will sit at his right hand, the power behind the throne
thehomelesspunk: you're playing a dangerous game
thehomelesspunk: with his heart
bluestampedhand: no, being 300lbs overweight and still trying to function is playing a dangerous game with his heart
thehomelesspunk: your entire empire could be ruined by a malicious box of donuts
thehomelesspunk: his heart could never take the strain
bluestampedhand: a malicious box of donuts?
bluestampedhand: or a well placed malicious box of donuts?
bluestampedhand: ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY
thehomelesspunk: THIS WORLD IS FULL OF WICKEDNESS
bluestampedhand: He's just a figurehead for a tired and sad world
thehomelesspunk: no one believes anymore
thehomelesspunk: there is no faith
thehomelesspunk: in the future
bluestampedhand: there is no future
bluestampedhand: unless you bow to my whims
thehomelesspunk: i am investing heavily in coral reefs
thehomelesspunk: you would do well not to cross them
bluestampedhand: it's gonna be hard investing in anything
bluestampedhand: you know
bluestampedhand: when you're frozen in carbonite!!
thehomelesspunk: blast!
thehomelesspunk: i'll need an assistant
thehomelesspunk: who i will put a carpet over
thehomelesspunk: and call chewbacca
thehomelesspunk: he will save me from all perils
bluestampedhand: there are no carpets in the future
bluestampedhand: everything is hard wood
thehomelesspunk: what do you wipe your shoes on then?
bluestampedhand: the dutch
bluestampedhand: BWAHAHAHAHA
thehomelesspunk: hah
bluestampedhand: it's easy to wipe your feet on people that are below you
thehomelesspunk: but can you touch the sky with your fingertips?
thehomelesspunk: i imagine not
bluestampedhand: if there are enough dutch
thehomelesspunk: the shoe that wipes on the dutch wipes us all, can't you see?
thehomelesspunk: haha
bluestampedhand: I...I cant believe how wrong I've been
thehomelesspunk: its not too late
bluestampedhand: BECAUSE I"M NOT! THE DUTCH ARE HALFBREEDS
thehomelesspunk: ahhhh
thehomelesspunk: where would you be
thehomelesspunk: without their tasty apples
thehomelesspunk: and resplendent vistas
bluestampedhand: not in a vista with an apple that's for suire
thehomelesspunk: you will never enter the kingdom of heaven
thehomelesspunk: without your apple and vista
bluestampedhand: I will overthrow heaven in the year 2032
thehomelesspunk: hah by that time you'll be old and senile
bluestampedhand: it will become a commonwealth of the Dominion del Santa Cruz
thehomelesspunk: it will be a shallow victory
bluestampedhand: (my future country)
thehomelesspunk: my future country is
thehomelesspunk: Costa Del Sol
bluestampedhand: I dont see how you canc all supping with the God's in the hollowed halls of Valhalla shallow
thehomelesspunk: Once you dethrone odin
thehomelesspunk: loki will reign supreme
thehomelesspunk: i have read the books
thehomelesspunk: i know the truths
bluestampedhand: and I know that loki created the mask
bluestampedhand: and I loved the mask
bluestampedhand: therefore vicariously I love lokie
thehomelesspunk: good point
bluestampedhand: thusly I should be happy
bluestampedhand: when hilarity ensues
thehomelesspunk: there will be lots of swing dancing
thehomelesspunk: at the end of the world
bluestampedhand: good, they deserve it
bluestampedhand: that'll make it a calmer time for all
bluestampedhand: especially with the dead rising
bluestampedhand: and god judging everyone
bluestampedhand: it'll be more like a dance contest
bluestampedhand: everyone swing dances
bluestampedhand: and has numbers on the shirt
bluestampedhand: then God will be like, "OK, number 13"
bluestampedhand: and Gabriel will tap them on the shoulder and send them to hell
thehomelesspunk: hah
bluestampedhand: only the best dancers get into heaven
thehomelesspunk: i hope god gives the best dancers a rose
thehomelesspunk: to let them knbow they mnade it
bluestampedhand: I hope he lets in those guys that do "krumping"
bluestampedhand: I love that shit
thehomelesspunk: it would unjust not to
thehomelesspunk: *be
thehomelesspunk: new orleans is only the beginning
bluestampedhand: I'm prepared
bluestampedhand: me and jim
bluestampedhand: we built us a raft
thehomelesspunk: i am thinking of fashioning an ark
thehomelesspunk: and filling it with manysplendoured creatures
bluestampedhand: for the love of god
thehomelesspunk: caues i don't trust n word jim
thehomelesspunk: on no rafts
bluestampedhand: dont forget the unicorns this time
bluestampedhand: he may be a negro, but he's got a heart of gold
thehomelesspunk: its not my fault they like to hide in enchanted forests
thehomelesspunk: he won't last long
thehomelesspunk: he'll try to loot his own heart
thehomelesspunk: beware
bluestampedhand: he's smarter than that
bluestampedhand: he's been avoiding neil diamond most of his life
thehomelesspunk: haha
bluestampedhand: actually
bluestampedhand: I've decided the only person I should save
bluestampedhand: is Colonel Peacock Jr
thehomelesspunk: The evil love child of Colonol Mustard and Ms. Peacock?
bluestampedhand: who is a truck driver for a wrecking service that is haunted by ghosts
bluestampedhand: I wish
thehomelesspunk: don't let him get a hold of any candlesticks
bluestampedhand: Colonel is his name, not his title
thehomelesspunk: i see
thehomelesspunk: and what if he is mistaken for a military man
thehomelesspunk: what will you do with him then
bluestampedhand: I intend on him being mistaken for a military man
bluestampedhand: when the world ends
bluestampedhand: and everything is in disarray
bluestampedhand: they will look for the biggest fattest colonel they can find
bluestampedhand: and just assume it's his rank
bluestampedhand: then when he is elected king of the world
bluestampedhand: I will sit at his right hand, the power behind the throne
thehomelesspunk: you're playing a dangerous game
thehomelesspunk: with his heart
bluestampedhand: no, being 300lbs overweight and still trying to function is playing a dangerous game with his heart
thehomelesspunk: your entire empire could be ruined by a malicious box of donuts
thehomelesspunk: his heart could never take the strain
bluestampedhand: a malicious box of donuts?
bluestampedhand: or a well placed malicious box of donuts?
bluestampedhand: ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY
thehomelesspunk: THIS WORLD IS FULL OF WICKEDNESS
bluestampedhand: He's just a figurehead for a tired and sad world
thehomelesspunk: no one believes anymore
thehomelesspunk: there is no faith
thehomelesspunk: in the future
bluestampedhand: there is no future
bluestampedhand: unless you bow to my whims
thehomelesspunk: i am investing heavily in coral reefs
thehomelesspunk: you would do well not to cross them
bluestampedhand: it's gonna be hard investing in anything
bluestampedhand: you know
bluestampedhand: when you're frozen in carbonite!!
thehomelesspunk: blast!
thehomelesspunk: i'll need an assistant
thehomelesspunk: who i will put a carpet over
thehomelesspunk: and call chewbacca
thehomelesspunk: he will save me from all perils
bluestampedhand: there are no carpets in the future
bluestampedhand: everything is hard wood
thehomelesspunk: what do you wipe your shoes on then?
bluestampedhand: the dutch
bluestampedhand: BWAHAHAHAHA
thehomelesspunk: hah
bluestampedhand: it's easy to wipe your feet on people that are below you
thehomelesspunk: but can you touch the sky with your fingertips?
thehomelesspunk: i imagine not
bluestampedhand: if there are enough dutch
thehomelesspunk: the shoe that wipes on the dutch wipes us all, can't you see?
thehomelesspunk: haha
bluestampedhand: I...I cant believe how wrong I've been
thehomelesspunk: its not too late
bluestampedhand: BECAUSE I"M NOT! THE DUTCH ARE HALFBREEDS
thehomelesspunk: ahhhh
thehomelesspunk: where would you be
thehomelesspunk: without their tasty apples
thehomelesspunk: and resplendent vistas
bluestampedhand: not in a vista with an apple that's for suire
thehomelesspunk: you will never enter the kingdom of heaven
thehomelesspunk: without your apple and vista
bluestampedhand: I will overthrow heaven in the year 2032
thehomelesspunk: hah by that time you'll be old and senile
bluestampedhand: it will become a commonwealth of the Dominion del Santa Cruz
thehomelesspunk: it will be a shallow victory
bluestampedhand: (my future country)
thehomelesspunk: my future country is
thehomelesspunk: Costa Del Sol
bluestampedhand: I dont see how you canc all supping with the God's in the hollowed halls of Valhalla shallow
thehomelesspunk: Once you dethrone odin
thehomelesspunk: loki will reign supreme
thehomelesspunk: i have read the books
thehomelesspunk: i know the truths
bluestampedhand: and I know that loki created the mask
bluestampedhand: and I loved the mask
bluestampedhand: therefore vicariously I love lokie
thehomelesspunk: good point
bluestampedhand: thusly I should be happy
bluestampedhand: when hilarity ensues
thehomelesspunk: there will be lots of swing dancing
thehomelesspunk: at the end of the world
bluestampedhand: good, they deserve it
bluestampedhand: that'll make it a calmer time for all
bluestampedhand: especially with the dead rising
bluestampedhand: and god judging everyone
bluestampedhand: it'll be more like a dance contest
bluestampedhand: everyone swing dances
bluestampedhand: and has numbers on the shirt
bluestampedhand: then God will be like, "OK, number 13"
bluestampedhand: and Gabriel will tap them on the shoulder and send them to hell
thehomelesspunk: hah
bluestampedhand: only the best dancers get into heaven
thehomelesspunk: i hope god gives the best dancers a rose
thehomelesspunk: to let them knbow they mnade it
bluestampedhand: I hope he lets in those guys that do "krumping"
bluestampedhand: I love that shit
thehomelesspunk: it would unjust not to
thehomelesspunk: *be