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Name: Erik
Age: 17
Where do you live? Shelby Township, Mi
Name: Erik
Age: 17
Where do you live? Shelby Township, Mi
Explain the story behind your LJ username: i couln't think of one, and my friend was helping me and she just said pick a lyric...so i did
Did anyone invite or refer you? If so, who? nope
Are you a member of any other rating communities? If so, which ones? God Hates Ugly
Why do you think you are a bitch?: im the biggest shit talker in the world, and i'll say it right to your face if you ask. i don't fuck around. if someone is asking to get fucked up (either physically or emotionally) i'll make sure it happens
What is the worst thing you have done to someone in real life?: this one girl was talkin shit about me and she had really nasty hair. one day she cut her hair and i told everybody in the school she had to cut her hair because she had lice, and since she had nasty ass hair they alll belived me and made fun of her for it. she ended up leaving our school.
What is the worst thing you have done to someone on the internet? (link us, if at all possible): i hated this one girl in school really bad so in like 7th grade i made a webpage about her being a monkey, you'll have to see it Click here
Do you enjoy the taste of sweet, sweet revenge? you fuckin know it!
What do you think you could contribute to our community?: i'll be the bitchiest mother fucker you've ever seen on this side of the missisippi
When people talk about you, they say you are: an asshole, most of the time or truthful, brutally honest etc. etc.
Is all of it true?: sware on my mothers dead body
Who or what do you hate the most, and why?: i hate everything and everyone that will get in the way of my success. if your not part of the plan, then get the fuck out of my way.
Make us laugh:
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Opinions
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
Abortion? go for it. less babies that don't have any financial support so we have to pay for them out of our tax paying dollars. only in the exception that they're like over 5 months pregnant, thats just fucking sick.
Homosexuals? don't bother me, as long as their not hitting on me.
Do you think they should be allowed to get married? me and everyon else knows what happens when a group of angry gay minoritys get together...fucking bad idea, just let them get married before the appocalypse begins.
Censorship? fuck that. people deserve to know whats going on, and if you don't then don't fuckin read it, or watch it or whatever case it may be.
Plastic surgery? Cheers to plastic surgery, and if you overdue it, its your own fucking fault for looking like your made out of plastic.
Fat people? just like every person, we all have problems that we have to deal with, luckily i have a high metabolism so i'll never get fat. BUT on the other hand, i have heart problems and acne(when i was younger) and a unibrow. fucking deal with it. if your metabolism is low, get over it and stop fucking eating so much. just because your lazy doesn't give you the right to bitch at everyone else about how fucking fat you are. we all have our own set of problems, and if you don't like what you see do something about it.
Self-proclaimed "goths," "punks," and etc? fuck...do i even have to go there? some are cool. most arent. trying to rebel from society or "the system" or whatever else has rejected them for the fuck ups they are. your not in a rebellion your just another stereotype social group. think what you will, but not washing your hair and wearing all black is not going to make you a better person
Drugs (ranging everywhere from alcohol to heroin)? if your up, go for it. i smoke and drink and do drugs and i'm not expecting to live very long either. if you or anyone else wants to sign up for a ticket on the train to drug addiction, your the dumbass that put it in your system so don't expect to live until your 90. and police should find better things to do like stopping murders and not waste their time with people getting fucked up.
MTV? i like mtv. but i don't like commercials, and MTV being the most long and unnessicary commercial station, i don't watch it.
Cutters/self mutilators? life is never bad enough to cut yourself. and i definatly doesn't feel good. stop feeling sorry for yourself and trying to get attention, if you were really that scared you would have just killed yourself.
Reality Television? don't even fucking get me started
War? matters who with and what reason, if its a good cause then its worth fighting for.
Democrats? give away too much shit to poor people but i appreciate the libral ideals
Republicans? fucking conservative bastards, but support people that work hark for their money
Vegetarianism/Veganism? i love meat and i'll eat it everyday, and if you don't eat it, more for me
What are your general opinions on religion? im atheist. i don't care as long as you don't preach to me or look any lesser of me.
Media and Favorites (please tell us why)
Five bands you like:jet, muse, zero 7, no doubt, and kottonmouth kings(sometimes): they make me relax or dance or whatever kind of music it is it makes me feel
Five bands you hate: simple plan, dave mathews band, icp, b2k, and U2: twat faces come in all different colors shapes and sizes... this is living proof of this fact
Three movies you like: girl interrupted (angelina jolie), Drop dead gorgeous(funny as fuck), and jay and silent bob strike back(who doesn;t love it?)
Three movies you hate: the smokers(i rented it one time and got through about 15 minutes), kung pow(so unbelivably gay), and lord of the rings trilogy(spawned a group of weird fucks that have lord of the ring conventions and dress up all the time, creepers)
Three TV shows you like: Drawn Together(i can't belive they can put that shit on tv), MXC(anything involving japanese people and rice pattys is destined to be great), and any stand up comedy
Three TV shows you hate: dawsons creek(how fucking gay), health channel babie shows(if you've seen them you;ll understand), and the god channel(they're just doing it to make money)
Favorite word/remark/insult: twat face
Three stores you like: guess, sams club, meijier
Three stores you hate: torrid, joanne fabics, and gamestop
Three actors/actresses you like: johnny depp, angelina jolie, and uma therman
Three actors/actresses you hate: arnold shwartzineger, dennis miller, gwenyth paltrow
Situations
Your suicidal friend calls you and tells you that she needs help because "her cat died" and doesn't want to live anymore. What do you do? i wouldn't just tell her to kill herself but i wouldn't show her sympathy either.
You find a cash-stuffed wallet with an ID in it, and you see the wallet's owner walking down the street. You... take it and hope nobody notices it
If you come across a man asking for money for food, but you know he's going to buy beer, and a man who's asking money for beer, but he tells you the truth, who do you give the money to? the guy asking to buy beer, truth is life in my book.