May 09, 2011 15:26
"Oh my God, my eyes are vibrating!"
"Dude, leave it like that; the light is sparkling!"
"I know, it's like, coming through the holes in the blinds!"
"Light can't go through those, they're solid, asshole!"
"Holy shit, John! If you close your eyes, the black looks three-dimensional!"
"THE BASE HITS LIKE NO OTHER!"
"...dude, I'm fucking hungry."
The things your brother and his friend say after they've smoked weed.
HILARITY ENSUES. Even though I don't approve of it.