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May 18, 2005 18:42

DEAR D.C

you are hot, and sweaty, and people spit on you openly. GROSS GROSS GROSS. but youre black people are super friendly. cheers.

i saw a couple-a dinOHsaurs today. and an art museum, and i was inspired. and lost. but really, it was part of the whole experience. i also lost control of my skirt. it got a rebelios case of the flips, sticks, and tricks while i was on-camera. DUM.

i loved the art museum. i also got to know the security guard pretty well, considering i lost my way. EVERYTHING IS SO BIG THERE SHUT UP. i think i asked her ate times. im also hungry.

i got chatted up by a funny little german woman in the peacock room. she had ALOT of energy and ALOT of accent. she was like "vhat ees your favoohreet part of zees? VHAT EES EET VHAT VHAT VHAT??"
me: *PANIC AAAH* um...i love the portrait of the princess. i wish i knew the story behind her and the painting."
german spazOUT: " THEN FIND OUT!! FIND OUT! NOOOWW!!"
then she grabbed me by the arm (ZEE ARRRM) and shook me out into the hall to quest for the mystery princess. after which she promptly told me she had to find her husband, and by find i guess she ment she had to run, all over the place, in a zigzag, not really going anywhere.

checka,
~E
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