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well i went to cowboys today with ashley...very interesting,. haha ashley! we made up tricks to get out of everything we dont like to do!! i made a list:
- the one that started it all: the make the splits not hurt anymore one! when you are doing splits and it actually starts to hurt then you just come out of it a little bit and hold your weight up with your arms! i doesnt hurt at all!
- the make it look like you actually have the splits one! if you are in middle splits, lay on your chest and it looks like you actually have it! it really does! hehe well kenny (the coach that is in love with ashley) found out about our little trick and ashley was doing it and he was like are you comfortable? and ashley was like um yeah! well we realized that ashleys tank top was down a little lower than she thought! hah ashley! kenny the perv!!! if you are in right or left splits then roll your ankle out and point your toe out and it looks like you really have them!!
- the make your wrists not hurt in backbends one! in backbends turn your hands the opositte way (pointing away from you) and it doesnt hurt your wrists!
woo hooo you should try our tricks and you will not hate stretching! haha! i should sooo write instructions for things! omg ashley! last night was soooo funny! we were in the car and the girl that was behind us is on our squad and she is really funny so i was like ashley lets wave to her! and she was looking down and when she looked up we are like smiling and waving at her it was so funny! yesterday we were stretching and ashley was like guess what guys? and no one ever answers her and she was like i did my splits everyday this week! and the coaches were like good job ashley! and kenny was like elizabeth did you do your splits everyday? and i was like oh yes! really i havent done them in like 2 weeks and chad was like really? or are you just saying that? and i was like no i did them everyday! and they were like oh well good job! and me and ashley started laughing soooo loud it was HILARIOUS!!! ok well im going to go watch friends...the only thing that makes my life worth living...no im jk! im not a freak like that!! hah! ok well bye!