Jul 25, 2003 16:01
I've done a whole helluvalot of nothing. AIM won't even let me on, what the hell? How am I supposed to get it on with Elisha Cuthbert if AIM is being a large cunted whore and not letting me sign my ass on. It's just trying to stop me from getting laid. What the hell? Fine I won't have sex with Elisha. But if Vinnie signs on i'm gonna pop a cap if AIM won't let me on anymore >:O Hi we all know i'm trying to get in his pants and have been for like how long now? This is taking too long. Maybe I can get him to have comment sex. Or something. I'll think of something later.
I think Sarah will help me on my quest to get sex. Because she wants sex to. She wants my sex but I sadly can't give it to her. I still love you baby :-* We can have uhm platonic sex or something? Oops don't tell Freddie he'll get jealous and i'll have to kick his ass -Glares.- I mean.. hi Freddie lets be friends :D I hope you know how to share. -Eyes.-
Anna Paquin is mineminemineminemine. Well not really but she wants my body and i'll let her have it simply because I want hers too. Mmm Anna :-*
OK I'M TRYING AIM NOW. You need to IM me or something and we can talk about how I don't give lapdances to blonde models. -Coughs.- love on eliza.