* I bit my tongue in my sleep and had to get up and put Oragel on it to numb the pain enough to go back to sleep. Swear to God my teeth are more dangerous to me than to anything else ( Read more... )

I'M A VEHICON AND I'M OKAY~

(Everyone but taichara rped by me, btw~ *uses McCoy icon in place of Ratchet*)

taichara: *hatches ebil plans to get into Drift's medical records ~*
taichara: *or possibly his energon rationing records*
Ratchet: *hands you a tablet desplaying Drift's medical records, as complete as he knows them -- which appears to include some partial 'Con records,huh.*
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Ratchet: Compassion by *The-Starhorse on deviantART

The way that you touch, you've got the power to heal.

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I have a Tracks toy! I have a Tracks toy! *dances around like a maniac omg*

RED ALERT!

PREPARE FOR ATTACK!

[bzzzzzk]

--betrayed, BETRAYED! IT'S A PLOT!

YOU WANT TO GET RID OF ME!

*SOB*

YOU JUST WANT TO DISSASSEMBLE ME FOR SPARE PARTS! NEVER! I WON'T LET YOU!

[bzzzzzk]

ALL CLEAR.

I'M FINE! IT'S JUST AN ELECTROGLITCH THAT COMES AND G-G-K-COMES AND GOES G-G-

[bzzzzzk]

-GET BACK! I KNOW JUST HOW YOU WANT TO FIX ME ( Read more... )

...No, this has nothing to do with the LSH character Doubleheader. ;3

Embedded beneath the cuts are ( a trailer for The Dark Knight featuring a song from David Usher's upcoming album as the soundtrack )

STARSCREAM, PULL UP YOUR PANTIES!

(The worst/best part is, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.)