So last week I was eating a granola bar at work and I bit the inside of my cheek so badly I immediately developed blood blisters. They went away after a few days I guess.
About a half hour ago I was sitting on my roommate's bed eating pizza (hot from the oven) as she
read to me. I was listening avidly, and also really really fucking hungry since I hadn't eaten much yesterday nor really eaten yet today.
Cue sudden scream of pain, followed by a lot of me rinsing blood out of my mouth in the bathroom sink while trying not to cry.
You don't wanna know what the side of my tongue looks like right now. :,(
*carefully tries to get some more food down her gob*