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And the wedding fun and finery is done at last:
A fantastic time was had by all, Christ Fratboy and I got so hammered. MITMIP at it's finest (Marriage Improvement Through Mutual Intoxication Program :)
The boys start their summer day camp tomorrow. I am officially down one nanny again, the old married broad up there is going back to school in September. Fratboy and I really need to start looking and interviewing new candidates but I don't wanna. I have to but I don't wanna and I can be a stupid douchebag sometimes. Maybe you've heard a rumour or something?
For the first time in a long time I'm scared of work. Shit upon shit I might actually have more to do than I can manage. I've been in panic mode for about a month trying to get everything done and failing flamboyantly. I may need to go minion hunting. I haven't had a good minion since I started working for the gubbermint.
All of my hard work in the garden has produced exactly one shiny red cherry tomato to date. I kind of feel like fire bombing it back there but, you know, that would mean I'd have to get off the couch.
Has anyone in the world figured out a way to download your eljay yet besides LJ BOOK? They still can't grab my photos for some insane reason and a saved copy with the crazy assed images just isn't the same dammit.
No matter how hard I try I cannot make a Source Desserts taste anything like yogurt. Can someone please invent chocolate that makes you skinny already?
I gots nothing. I would like to be funny and creative for you but I think I might still be hungover from Saturday. I just noticed my pictures are upside down though. That may someday qualify as funny.
How's you?
A fantastic time was had by all, Christ Fratboy and I got so hammered. MITMIP at it's finest (Marriage Improvement Through Mutual Intoxication Program :)
The boys start their summer day camp tomorrow. I am officially down one nanny again, the old married broad up there is going back to school in September. Fratboy and I really need to start looking and interviewing new candidates but I don't wanna. I have to but I don't wanna and I can be a stupid douchebag sometimes. Maybe you've heard a rumour or something?
For the first time in a long time I'm scared of work. Shit upon shit I might actually have more to do than I can manage. I've been in panic mode for about a month trying to get everything done and failing flamboyantly. I may need to go minion hunting. I haven't had a good minion since I started working for the gubbermint.
All of my hard work in the garden has produced exactly one shiny red cherry tomato to date. I kind of feel like fire bombing it back there but, you know, that would mean I'd have to get off the couch.
Has anyone in the world figured out a way to download your eljay yet besides LJ BOOK? They still can't grab my photos for some insane reason and a saved copy with the crazy assed images just isn't the same dammit.
No matter how hard I try I cannot make a Source Desserts taste anything like yogurt. Can someone please invent chocolate that makes you skinny already?
I gots nothing. I would like to be funny and creative for you but I think I might still be hungover from Saturday. I just noticed my pictures are upside down though. That may someday qualify as funny.
How's you?