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Aug 11, 2010 11:13

Oh holy christ I am so happy to be home ( Read more... )

family, vacation, pictures, tree hugging, you want me to sleep where?, fratboy

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greylock August 12 2010, 03:23:17 UTC

Those fuckers were hungry and I was their dinner of choice.

You know they will tend to avoid people with a high BAC, right?

Camping somehow rendered alcohol completed ineffective
Was it really cold? That'll do it.

"OH YEAH GIVE IT TO THAT TREE! THAT TREE WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT! TAKE IT TREE! TAKE IT!"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3088071/Man-died-in-sex-stunt-with-tree.html

I'll just leave that there.

elixxir August 12 2010, 22:51:10 UTC

Dude. The odds?! Of these two events occurring at the same time?!! My brain, she boggles!

greylock August 12 2010, 22:57:58 UTC

I think we can blame Annie Sprinkle and her concept of ecosexuality.

elixxir August 13 2010, 00:57:06 UTC

You are determined to make me Google myself to death aren't you? STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME SMRTER! IT WON'T WORK! DUMB AS A BAG OF BLONDE HAIR BENEMBER??

greylock August 13 2010, 00:59:25 UTC

You are determined to make me Google myself to death aren't you?

Yes. Absolutely. It's my cunning plan to assure more vodka for me.

elixxir August 13 2010, 01:31:27 UTC

Absolutely? Vodka? I AM ON TO YOUR AUSSIE BOY!!

greylock August 13 2010, 01:37:56 UTC

Just wait until you hear about my plans for a still.

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