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[elixxir]

Last night was blessedly beastie-shit-free. I came home to a house literally full of drunks. And one adorable baby. Good times.

If you've never read a haiku about your steaming dumps, you probably wouldn't understand.

Ha. Sorry. Just finished a zombie love book called Breathers which was spectacularly charming. Almost as charming as the

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[vapidblonde]

Sounds like the opposite of fun.
Boo!
Anxiety sucks, I have some too but for different stupidity :)

[elixxir]

Boo times two!! Amish anxiety? Money anxiety? Whole new category of anxiety?

[vapidblonde]

Job anxiety and the greater issue how to break it to sam that we're never getting married cause try as I might (and I did, you were there) I can't marry somebody who's cuddly, sucky, high maintenance and when he kissed me it felt like I was sucking face with my brother. ACK times a zillion.

[elixxir]

Oh ewww to the motherfucking ICK!!! No pool anywhere is worth that. Poor Sam...you gonna tell him this weekend?

Job anxiety is evil. Are you having to actively start looking? BOO!

[vapidblonde]

Seriously how do I have to keep dumping people I'm not even dating???? HATE!
Not yet, Shee and I decided to go down with the ship, er I mean stick around till fall anyways or until they stop paying our vendors and we can't stand it here. hahah weeee!

[elixxir]

Seriously how do I have to keep dumping people I'm not even dating????

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Only you De! I swear to gawd you need to start writing this shit down!

Shee and I decided to go down with the ship

NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!!

Pee Ess. I made wicked enchiladas using 92 proof Sailor Jerry's rum, now just have to write it up tonight. Wee!

[vapidblonde]

Coolio.
Yeah Jeff was all wtf dude, your friends emailed me then none of them submitted anything for print.
oops ahaha.

[elixxir]

That's what you get for making the offer open to moms of small kids. We mean well. Then we spend the night scraping shit off the walls. *sigh* Now all 3 of them are sick and I'm so cross-eyed from lack of sleep this week I can still barely write my name. FML for entirely different reasons :p