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Oh lord yesterday Crispini got put in time out for dropping the eff-bomb ever so casually. Four and a half years at home with us and no problems. 1 week in school and 2 eff-bombs?
THIS IS TOTALLY FUCKING SCHOOLS FAULT! NO FUCKING TAKE BACKSIES EITHER!
Ha. Somebody stop me before I breed again.
Ahahaha!!!!!!!
Alright fine. Fine. The only shit I'm cracking up here is my own. It's cool. I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU ANYWAYS DUMBASS.
Why am I yelling?
At you?
Thank fuck it is Friday. If I do not get some rest from this wretched plague I will clearly lose what little is left of my mind.
Speaking of school and why it rocks, Kneegs was just emailing me a little anecdote about the Beasties this morning...
"Also when were entering these two teenage boys were standing outside and crispini and twisty g both screamed at them HEY DUDES!!!!! And I thought they were gonna bust a gut but they were sweet and said HEY DOOD back and then one of them opened the door for me..."
And so it begins. I am primed and ready and trying desperately not to laugh...
Oh, and PTA last night?
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!
We walked in and the head of the PTA made exactly this face when she saw us:
Kneegs does a killer impersonation. I may need to get video. Needless to say I'm signing up for EVERYTHING and looking forward to all the ways we can shock and horrify her all year long.
I may need a hobby.
Or. You know. TO STOP BEING SICK.
Dammit.
Thank you for all of the wonderful recipes yesterday! Feel free to add one now if you didn't get a chance to yet. I love you more than the PTA! True story!
Lying down now...
THIS IS TOTALLY FUCKING SCHOOLS FAULT! NO FUCKING TAKE BACKSIES EITHER!
Ha. Somebody stop me before I breed again.
Ahahaha!!!!!!!
Alright fine. Fine. The only shit I'm cracking up here is my own. It's cool. I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU ANYWAYS DUMBASS.
Why am I yelling?
At you?
Thank fuck it is Friday. If I do not get some rest from this wretched plague I will clearly lose what little is left of my mind.
Speaking of school and why it rocks, Kneegs was just emailing me a little anecdote about the Beasties this morning...
"Also when were entering these two teenage boys were standing outside and crispini and twisty g both screamed at them HEY DUDES!!!!! And I thought they were gonna bust a gut but they were sweet and said HEY DOOD back and then one of them opened the door for me..."
And so it begins. I am primed and ready and trying desperately not to laugh...
Oh, and PTA last night?
Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!
We walked in and the head of the PTA made exactly this face when she saw us:
Kneegs does a killer impersonation. I may need to get video. Needless to say I'm signing up for EVERYTHING and looking forward to all the ways we can shock and horrify her all year long.
I may need a hobby.
Or. You know. TO STOP BEING SICK.
Dammit.
Thank you for all of the wonderful recipes yesterday! Feel free to add one now if you didn't get a chance to yet. I love you more than the PTA! True story!
Lying down now...