Happy National Donut Day!
Always a Patriot I was happy to do my part:
Well, okay, FINE. So technically I did that yesterday but I'm a go big or go home kind of girl. Why celebrate for just a day when you can have a National Donut Week instead?
Yeah, so, you haven't missed much. It's PMS week, in case the umpteenth "WHY DO I HAVE TO END UP A MEATSUIT?!!" post didn't clue you in. You haven't missed much other than me eating the world (see above) and going to be early every night.
And then all the WOE in the world took a dramatic turn for the WIN when a certain Pole came over last night with homemade perogies made by an honest to goodness Polish grandma. So she carmelized a pan of onions in a pound of butter and then threw in half a pack of bacon and tossed them with said perogies and I ate so much I actually looked pregnant. NOMNOM.
Then this morning was just weird cuz I needed new tunes on my ipood and despite staunchly avoiding Nickelback all this time eventually you just run out of music you know? And there was Poland, holding a perogie to my head and so that's how I ended up slow dancing with myself on the subway this morning, all squishy over Poland and Satan and imagining them dancing at their wedding and JESUS FUCK WHAT WAS IN THOSE PEROGIES?!!
There was minor redemption to be found in giggling at Fuck Me Like You Hate Me for the rest of the ride. Kids these days. I enjoy them.
And tomorrow the in laws are hijacking my kids for the weekend and Fratboy actually has it off and yay with a side of woo.
So I shall just urge you to do your part for National Donut Month and leave you with this...
Sometimes certain girls who have no names get bored at jobs they should be doing but aren't. That can result in bizarre sociological experiments of the 'do you have a large tool?' post on Craigslist variety. Which provides endless fun of the HAHAHAPHOTOSHOP kind.
And then.
Sometimes you find little gems like this:
""I have a fantasy for a girl with desires that you have. If you couldn't find a thick one as you wished, I'll be available tonight and tomorrow all day. I'm a thin guy with a not very thick cock but I can use my hand which is not very muscled but thicker than a horse dick and still so gentle for a willing pussy who wants lots of touch inside that precious hole. I'll eat your pussy and nipples and ass for hours and hours a thousand orgasms.
I'm 4'9", 51, 160lbs, white and two horse like arms for you dear."
Happy weekending!
Well, okay, FINE. So technically I did that yesterday but I'm a go big or go home kind of girl. Why celebrate for just a day when you can have a National Donut Week instead?
Yeah, so, you haven't missed much. It's PMS week, in case the umpteenth "WHY DO I HAVE TO END UP A MEATSUIT?!!" post didn't clue you in. You haven't missed much other than me eating the world (see above) and going to be early every night.
And then all the WOE in the world took a dramatic turn for the WIN when a certain Pole came over last night with homemade perogies made by an honest to goodness Polish grandma. So she carmelized a pan of onions in a pound of butter and then threw in half a pack of bacon and tossed them with said perogies and I ate so much I actually looked pregnant. NOMNOM.
Then this morning was just weird cuz I needed new tunes on my ipood and despite staunchly avoiding Nickelback all this time eventually you just run out of music you know? And there was Poland, holding a perogie to my head and so that's how I ended up slow dancing with myself on the subway this morning, all squishy over Poland and Satan and imagining them dancing at their wedding and JESUS FUCK WHAT WAS IN THOSE PEROGIES?!!
There was minor redemption to be found in giggling at Fuck Me Like You Hate Me for the rest of the ride. Kids these days. I enjoy them.
And tomorrow the in laws are hijacking my kids for the weekend and Fratboy actually has it off and yay with a side of woo.
So I shall just urge you to do your part for National Donut Month and leave you with this...
Sometimes certain girls who have no names get bored at jobs they should be doing but aren't. That can result in bizarre sociological experiments of the 'do you have a large tool?' post on Craigslist variety. Which provides endless fun of the HAHAHAPHOTOSHOP kind.
And then.
Sometimes you find little gems like this:
""I have a fantasy for a girl with desires that you have. If you couldn't find a thick one as you wished, I'll be available tonight and tomorrow all day. I'm a thin guy with a not very thick cock but I can use my hand which is not very muscled but thicker than a horse dick and still so gentle for a willing pussy who wants lots of touch inside that precious hole. I'll eat your pussy and nipples and ass for hours and hours a thousand orgasms.
I'm 4'9", 51, 160lbs, white and two horse like arms for you dear."
Happy weekending!