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Don't let her cuteness fool you. Just cuz her kid is having a birthday today and she's all weeping over her crotch scars she thinks she can just STEAL A BITCH'S CINNABON?!!
I'm totally gonna make Fratboy arrest her later.
But hey, I didn't get deported today.
And I don't have crabs.
Or boils on my ass.
WIN!