I woke up this morning to Cyn screaming "OH MY GAWD! YOUR FACE!!"
That can't be a good sign.
This is her artistic rendering of the situation, since the reality is so much more gruesome I refused to let it be captured for posterity:
Tomorrow is my 4th wedding anniversary. To celebrate I'm having an emergency root canal.
*insert usual positive platitudes here because my face hurts too much to bother right now*