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[elixxir]

The road to hell is not, in fact, paved with good intentions. My road to hell is paved with Tucks Medicated Pads, orthodics and now, gawd, stool softeners. Seriously?? Will the indignities never end

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[anita_drink]

OMG! Can I just say here, that my colon has been working TRIPLE TIME all weekend. Yesterday was the day of the eternal poop and today was all ass piss, all the time.

I lost three pounds.

I am filled with GLEE. And nothing else.

[elixxir]

You stole my poo.

GIVE IT BACK!

[anita_drink]

I WISH I COULD! I wish I could poooooo even MORE so that I could give it to you!

And the whole time I haven't been able to figure it out. I ate a LOT of cheese. I have finished ALL the mac and cheese. ALL. OF. IT.

I thought maybe it was the heat. Is my colon melting????

[elixxir]

I wish I could poooooo even MORE so that I could give it to you!

On second thought maybe I don't need to poo that badly.

Ha.

[bellafiga]

When I get's my white folk I need to stay white ya know? Hahaha!

[elixxir]

Racist.

[bellafiga]

Very!!!

[nikkienoname]

Um, Hi funniest entry on my friends page in YEARS.

OMG. They got soooooo oldddddd, the SATC crew. And especially Smith Jarrod. He looked all worn out. And Steve looked, exactly as you said it, mid-life crisis blah. They allll looked so old. Except maybe Harry. Who was in the movie for like 4 seconds.

But I did the crying too. What is WRONG with us? I didn't even particularly love it or hate it either. It worked. Eh.

[elixxir]

NOTHING ON EARTH will ever be funnier than cyka's enema story but thank you. :D And now that you mention it Smith looked older than Samantha FFS. But yes, the weeping. It shames me. I blame the baby hormones...what's YER excuse?? :p

[nikkienoname]

Um. Don't even PUT that thought in my brain. I cannot have the baby hormones. I just bled my life out. HAHAHA.

Yes, the enema entry is the best. It is true. But this is a close 2nd.

[elixxir]

Second to the enema story is very high praise indeed. *nods*

[diannadinoble]

Oh my gawd woman, you made my weekend. I'm rockin' my own Tuck's pads this weekend, so I actually am laughing (or crying as it may be) with you.

[elixxir]

Oh dear. Poor you. Though I'm pointing and laughing at you now, just a little. I'm sure you know it's with commiseratory love. :)

[talluleh9]

Not sure if you can see the rose bush behind the tree but I hear you on the mutant plant thing. I had to get friends over to help me cut the thing down, the dead branches alone had to be an inch wide. I'm so glad it's cut right back and now I can actually prune it.

[talluleh9]

That tree looks SO pathetic, I should have cut that down at the same time.

[elixxir]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A ROSE BUSH?!! That is impressive my friend. My dead branches were as thick as my thumb and cutting it down was not pretty. Now I just need to dig the fucker out because I feel like it should die, on principle. I'm vindictive like that. Ha.