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I just finished the greatest PowerPoint presentation of my entire career. It may very well be the greatest PowerPoint presentation this gubberment has ever seen. Possibly, and this is not as big of a stretch as it may sound, this could very well be the greatest PowerPoint presentation of all time, ever. I just submitted it for feedback, and by 'feedback' clearly I mean singing accolades and legions of fans chanting my name. Throwing money at my feet as I pass would not be unrealistic or unexpected.
I'm just sayin'.
I love ending the week on a high note, even if is a completely deluded, self-important, douchebaggy king of high note. Ha. I have accomplished greatness today, in my own small, frustrated gubberment worker kind of way and sometimes that is all you can ask out of life. Oh, except for your health of course, which I have. And fabulously cute, kiss-throwing manbabies, which I also have. Oh and most importantly can't forget to include the gorgeous friends who let you eat cheesecake off their asses. That is especially critical to my ongoing success and happiness in life. I can't confirm that I have that right now, by I do have gorgeous friends, cheesecake, a large bottle of Blueberry Stoli and high hopes. Luck, be a lady with cheesecake on her ass tonight!
Apropos of nothing in particular...
Prepare for awesomeness, indeed...
I'm just sayin'.
I love ending the week on a high note, even if is a completely deluded, self-important, douchebaggy king of high note. Ha. I have accomplished greatness today, in my own small, frustrated gubberment worker kind of way and sometimes that is all you can ask out of life. Oh, except for your health of course, which I have. And fabulously cute, kiss-throwing manbabies, which I also have. Oh and most importantly can't forget to include the gorgeous friends who let you eat cheesecake off their asses. That is especially critical to my ongoing success and happiness in life. I can't confirm that I have that right now, by I do have gorgeous friends, cheesecake, a large bottle of Blueberry Stoli and high hopes. Luck, be a lady with cheesecake on her ass tonight!
Apropos of nothing in particular...
Prepare for awesomeness, indeed...