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Cyn's off doing nanslicey things today so I'm on my own with the Beasties. Which is nowhere near as scary as it sounds.
It would be nice if the 3 of them would sleep at the same time though. Seriously. Even a half an hour would have been nice.
Ah well.
So. I need to know. Guys, you're chatting up this chick whom you know and want to bang. Girls, you're getting chatted up by some guy you know who wants to bone you. The girl in question is just not interested. AT ALL. What is the point of trying every conceivable angle to get her to say yes? Honestly? Does that ever work? Like if you just pull out the one magic line her whole demeanor will change and she'll suddenly bounce on your cock like a pogo stick?
Enquiring minds and all...
Poll
Oh. Right. And I owe you people Dance Cave pictures.
divine and Cyn at Pauper's Pub, where we started the evening a bit early this week
ambrozia brought Mr. Tall and some of the fam who were in for her brother's wedding
Apparently divine's head looked awfully tasty
roamingintaiwan gives good cupcake face
Dan The Stealer of Bras
ravensee and mercy_sands arrive. This apparently excited divine <-- THIS MUCH -->
ravensee, who did not in fact wear her new pvc chaps with a thong as teased. But still managed to score a cupcake anyway. Damned hot chix get away with murder.
ambrozia and her Mr. Tall. Who's like 12 foot 2 or something. He's really tall, yo.
panic_girl and her killer cute new cap
BOOBIES!
Erm.
I mean, roamingintaiwan.
MORE BOOBIES!
Jeff Of No LJ and his cupcake
spikella and mscissorhands arrive and get a royal greeting from divine and DJ Shannon
Colleen Of Facebook Not LJ and ravensee, who always forgets Colleen's name.
spikella and mscissorhands
MORE BOOBIES!
Twice even.
Wtf?
I'm seriously short bus special
Lovely shot of about half the Cavegirls at once
The Heathers.
MORE BOOBIES!
Sittin' pretty...
Cyn with Cristel, who was celebrating her birthday
"These are not all for me. No. Really!"
Erm.
Right.
Carry on then.
defamatory makes a dashing appearance
"See?? I'm only drinking TWO of them!"
Erm.
Right.
Carry on then.
Again.
Look. They're really cute and kind of smart even. I swear.
Ha.
MORE BOOBIES!!
What was that I was saying about BOOBIES?
See...this is why I don't wear my corsets out anymore...
Peeing should never be this much fun.
Some douchebag hitting on divine. So she told him her name was Sunshine.
And he believed her.
Hahaha.
Giddy with success she mounted a table and started pole dancing
No, really
Then Cyn got involved
And as usual it all went downhill from there
Doing the Chair Time Warp. Face obscured by request.
Getting down with their bad selves
divine with the bra she didn't lose this week. Heh.
Our early Douchebag contender, what with the pigtails, pearls and pink faux flowers in her hair, which matched the one in her cleavage
Then along came Cori. Cori was very cute. Cori was very drunk. Cori introduced herself by saying 'I have a great ass. You should grab it'
So I did. And she did in fact have a great ass. Which ordinarily would give her some Douchebag leeway.
Except then she started scaring all the Cavegirls with her random, drunken crazy
And still that ass bought her leeway.
But then she started pole dancing with a tree. There's only so much leeway a great ass will buy you. And it ain't enough to excuse humping a tree.
So. Our Douchebag of the Week.
Sorry Cori. Your ass is still legendary.
It would be nice if the 3 of them would sleep at the same time though. Seriously. Even a half an hour would have been nice.
Ah well.
So. I need to know. Guys, you're chatting up this chick whom you know and want to bang. Girls, you're getting chatted up by some guy you know who wants to bone you. The girl in question is just not interested. AT ALL. What is the point of trying every conceivable angle to get her to say yes? Honestly? Does that ever work? Like if you just pull out the one magic line her whole demeanor will change and she'll suddenly bounce on your cock like a pogo stick?
Enquiring minds and all...
Poll
Oh. Right. And I owe you people Dance Cave pictures.
divine and Cyn at Pauper's Pub, where we started the evening a bit early this week
ambrozia brought Mr. Tall and some of the fam who were in for her brother's wedding
Apparently divine's head looked awfully tasty
roamingintaiwan gives good cupcake face
Dan The Stealer of Bras
ravensee and mercy_sands arrive. This apparently excited divine <-- THIS MUCH -->
ravensee, who did not in fact wear her new pvc chaps with a thong as teased. But still managed to score a cupcake anyway. Damned hot chix get away with murder.
ambrozia and her Mr. Tall. Who's like 12 foot 2 or something. He's really tall, yo.
panic_girl and her killer cute new cap
BOOBIES!
Erm.
I mean, roamingintaiwan.
MORE BOOBIES!
Jeff Of No LJ and his cupcake
spikella and mscissorhands arrive and get a royal greeting from divine and DJ Shannon
Colleen Of Facebook Not LJ and ravensee, who always forgets Colleen's name.
spikella and mscissorhands
MORE BOOBIES!
Twice even.
Wtf?
I'm seriously short bus special
Lovely shot of about half the Cavegirls at once
The Heathers.
MORE BOOBIES!
Sittin' pretty...
Cyn with Cristel, who was celebrating her birthday
"These are not all for me. No. Really!"
Erm.
Right.
Carry on then.
defamatory makes a dashing appearance
"See?? I'm only drinking TWO of them!"
Erm.
Right.
Carry on then.
Again.
Look. They're really cute and kind of smart even. I swear.
Ha.
MORE BOOBIES!!
What was that I was saying about BOOBIES?
See...this is why I don't wear my corsets out anymore...
Peeing should never be this much fun.
Some douchebag hitting on divine. So she told him her name was Sunshine.
And he believed her.
Hahaha.
Giddy with success she mounted a table and started pole dancing
No, really
Then Cyn got involved
And as usual it all went downhill from there
Doing the Chair Time Warp. Face obscured by request.
Getting down with their bad selves
divine with the bra she didn't lose this week. Heh.
Our early Douchebag contender, what with the pigtails, pearls and pink faux flowers in her hair, which matched the one in her cleavage
Then along came Cori. Cori was very cute. Cori was very drunk. Cori introduced herself by saying 'I have a great ass. You should grab it'
So I did. And she did in fact have a great ass. Which ordinarily would give her some Douchebag leeway.
Except then she started scaring all the Cavegirls with her random, drunken crazy
And still that ass bought her leeway.
But then she started pole dancing with a tree. There's only so much leeway a great ass will buy you. And it ain't enough to excuse humping a tree.
So. Our Douchebag of the Week.
Sorry Cori. Your ass is still legendary.