Top 24 Ways K-Fandom Changes Lives, in no particular order

[elixien]

I'M SORRY THE NUMBER IS SO ARBITRARY. Also I wrote this a year ago, just never posted it.

1. Stay up way too late cause you just can't leave your computer. Then wonder what you were doing up so late when you wake up the next morning. Er, afternoon.
2. Everything connects back to fandom. Everything. Sooner or later. (Try connecting highlighters to fandom. I bet you can do it in less than 3 steps.)
3. Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry.
4. A pineapple is no longer just a fruit. It is an instrument with which you can kill abusive boyfriends.
5. Suddenly want to feed Taemin
6. Somehow, it isn't strange to see Heechul prancing around in fishnet stockings and red stilettos or Key lying on a red velvet sofa wearing handcuffs singing Kesha anymore. It's sort of an accepted thing that these things will happen. That just makes it more awesome when it actually does happen.
7. Forget that not every woman is as gorgeous SNSD. Or Taemin.
8. Say I'm so sorry. Resist the urge to add But I love you.
9. Read fanfic more than actual books. Think fanfic is better than actual books.
10. Everyone you love is in the opposite hemisphere. Also apparently, according to SM, you do not live in the world. And become jealous of anyone this does not apply to.
11. No money in wallet...
12. See something similar to what an idol wore on the last episode of Inkigayo. After buying it, wear it and feel like you have a ~*special connection*~ to that person.
13. Memory on computer's harddrive gets eaten up. Slowly but surely.
14. Listen to a song in English or a language you know, but don't realize you understand the lyrics until the song is half over.
15. Your name is Minho.
16. One glimpse of fandom in real life makes your day.
17. You become fantastic elastic supersonic manic electronic bionic loverholic robotronic. And gorgeous sweet amazing baby.
18. Break out into random dances: Tell Me, Gee, So Hot, Bo Peep, Sorry Sorry, I Don't Care, Nobody, Supergirl, Abracadabra, etc.
19. Stan bias to death. Stan OTP to death. They are srs bsns.
20. Repent to Shisus due to listening to references to the devil and the illuminati and mind control.
21. Have a gif for every occasion.
22. Forget what you used to do on the internet before fandom...
23. Tell parents you want to go shopping. Go to Semir and stare at the SJM ads.
24. Like kpop? Instant friends.