Cat 02: New Cooking job!

Oct 07, 2009 17:42

*You'll notice the kitchen is busy lately. Kyouka is hard at work, cooking up some sort of stew.

Nevermind the fact that Kyouka's chopping up her ingredients with a chainsaw, using poisonous levels of spices, and not even bothering to kill any sort of meat she chucks in there.

The stew has fish, and the fish is still frickin' alive. It's begging you to eat it. Just like here.*

Nyahahahaha! I hope the Netherworld will enjoy Kyouka-sama's cooking! The finest in stew brewing and fish tasting!

And you better eat it too, you bastards!

[[Yep, Kyouka is just as awful cooking as Nia is, but at least Nia won't insist by force that you eat it, and at least Nia's food ISN'T ALIVE. On the plus side, there are some with off tastes that might be able to eat her cooking without being poisoned and it will actually taste good, but are you going to test it?]]

oh god why is she cooking

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