HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY WRITING I'M LEAVING 4EVAR!!!11!

[andromedaprime]

Fellow elitists,

It appears that a great relief miracle tragedy has occurred on fanfiction.net. Some of you from Deviantart and ff.net may know of an author named kohakuaru, who has written an "epic" fanfic of the demonshota variety called Needed Sufferance. For those of you that need a primer (or dislike retching up your lunch), it is essentially a

Comments

[astrokittie]

... okay so I just lot my shit at 29 seconds in.

WELP.

[andromedaprime]

I feel you, man. Epic readings are just plain awesomesauce in general, but the fic is so...AWFUL.

[astrokittie]

The fact that Ciel is read in Sean Connery makes it even better.

Or worse.

[andromedaprime]

I don't know, man. Sebastian's voice is the one that does it for me every time. I mean, Holy God, it's the perfect emo-whiner voice.

[astrokittie]

IT'S ALL WONDERFUL.

Grelle sounds like Fran Drescher, which is strangely fitting. :C