How do you say "Deathmatch" in Japanese?
Question of the day (courtesy of Ryan):
Alright, so there's these two guys facing off in a fight to the death. One has no arms. The other has no legs. They are about 100 paces apart, and the guy with no legs has a pile of rocks next to him that he can use rather akwardly.
Who wins?
I'd go with the guy with no arms, but that's only assuming he'll be able to get the first kick in. The guy with no legs will have a very hard way of balancing himself to throw the rocks, and the armless chap is kinda' fast when it comes to not being smashed up close. What I worry is that if the guy with no legs somehow manages to grab any kick directed at him and trip his opponent up, it's all over. Man, being an armless guy and thrown to the ground would be rough, and then this horrid legless guy comes up and pins you while clawing at your eyes and face, and you have no means of protection other than just wiggling back and forth in a frenzy. And no, spitting won't help you.
But I digress ...
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On an aside, how's this for a "Ronald McDonald". Only in Japan.