... Okay, wtf world.

[elite_kun]

I have the sudden urge to acquistion a fortress equipped with mobility. Preferably powered by some sort of daemon from beyond that burns like a fire. And has 4 doors in 1.

Huh.

Comments

[token_l]

Kay, you're way off your rocker now, Midget-kun.

[elite_kun]

I know. And it scares me. .-.

[token_l]

You agree? No pick-up lines or sleezy pervert comments? Righto. D|

[elite_kun]

Why shouldn't I? I'm surronded by visions of Whales, Rugbees, and Saucepan Songs. It's horrifying. .-. Not right now. Not a good time. I'm schedule you a rain check and a slap on the ass, mkay?

[token_l]

...they have professional help for these kind of things, y'know. ...not that I didn't WANT it, just like how I'm not worrying about you, yeah. No ass slapping or there'll be ass kicking.

[elite_kun]

I'm not that far gone. It's just strange thoughts keep popping up where my dreams of you and Dueling would be. We both know you want it, however I have a mental conflict going on. And a kicking from you would make an slap worth it. |\

[token_l]

Make sure you don't get too out of hand and start liking old women. When did I start "wanting it"? The freak body switch thing? Yeah, no. I was a little out of it, no completely out of it, so that doesn't count. And fine, then I won't kick your ass.

[elite_kun]

... But you're as old as the hills. D| But don't worry, not like I'm going to run out with any tramps pretending to be teachers and what not. Bollocks. |D Good girl.

[token_l]

... I'm not old. I'm like what? One or two years your senior? And would care that if you run off with some tramp just because I'd want her for myself. >| I make perfect sense. And no, I wouldn't kick your ass, I'd snipe off you three-incher. D| Reminds me of how I told this loli girl to rip off some poor sap's penor.

[elite_kun]

Seniors are OOOOOLLLLDDDDD, Grandma Yasu. D| No you wouldn't if she was a demon or a witch. Bollocks. Yes you would. :< It's actually a four incher now. |D Lolis are so passe.

[token_l]

17 is -not- grandma age, short stop. I would, if demonesses and witches is sexy as they say. 4 inches? Still pitiful and very snipeable. Even so, lolis are very cute. Even if they do have psychotic little bitchy fairies.

[elite_kun]

Yes it is. You probably dress and act like an old woman. D| And bollocks, these witches would rip your head off and the demon would steal your heart. Literally. It's beautiful. And no they aren't. No chest. ... Fairies? And you accuse me of talking crazy talk.