Hahahaha

Aug 09, 2006 02:09

Prepare to fall to the Society of the Light, mortals. We are going to collect our due, and rain light on this entire planet. And make every girl wear MINISKIRTS.

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token_l August 9 2006, 06:39:06 UTC
Who are you? Roy Mustang? -_-

Or are you just getting all fired up about girls in miniskirts? :x

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elite_kun August 9 2006, 06:40:00 UTC
Whose Roy Mustang?

... I like girls in Mini-skirts. It makes them look taller and thinner.

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token_l August 9 2006, 06:42:46 UTC
Eh, some guy from Fullmetal Alchemist. Never exactly got into that, but he has a fetish with women in miniskirts from what I know.

...My GOD, the Kessha has screwed you up BADLY. I was expecting a "It gives me easier access" or something.

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elite_kun August 9 2006, 07:22:02 UTC
Never heard of the series.

It does give easier access. For both holes. And it lets me see you trickle fluid down your legs if you're not wearing undies. Want to do it in the woods?

::Waggle waggle::

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token_l August 9 2006, 07:26:26 UTC
It has all that alchemy stuff. :| Boring to me, really.

..............

Your chances of getting it on with me are about negative infinity, 'specially since you're in the Kessha now. >\

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elite_kun August 9 2006, 07:30:17 UTC
Eh. Alchemy. Pfft, what a load of crap.

You know you want it up the butt, babe. I'll sex you up after you're done being sick. I can only hope as you get rammed up the ass, you join the light and wear white, which should make your bust and butt look bigger.

::Waggles eyebrows::

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token_l August 9 2006, 07:35:51 UTC
I know, right? :\ Tis all nonsense.

...just reading that makes me wanna...wanna...SOMEBODY GET ME A BARFBAG. And some medicine...

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elite_kun August 9 2006, 07:41:31 UTC
Quite a bit of nonsense.

But doing it up the butt will make you feel so much better. And it won't be doing it up the vagina, so you'll be vaginally pure. I'm all the medicene you need.

And before you ask how I know this: I read.

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token_l August 9 2006, 07:45:56 UTC
Or are you just saying that it's good up the ass because you're secretly gay? Hmm~? Well, you ARE in the Kessha now. ;\

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elite_kun August 9 2006, 07:47:53 UTC
Well, Oral and Vaginal and Tittyfucks are all good and all, but there is a certain appeal to doing it up the ass. More risque. Would you perfer it in the mouth?

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token_l August 9 2006, 07:50:34 UTC
Getting it up the ass probably hurts like fuck. I wouldn't prefer it anywhere from a cock, including YOURS. >|

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elite_kun August 9 2006, 07:52:34 UTC
And I hear you care I'm in the Society of Light.

And not if it's done slowly, properly, and with the right lubes. And proper butt padding can help too.

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token_l August 9 2006, 07:56:11 UTC
Me care about you? In the Kessha? Where'd you get THAT assed information from?

I'm not shagging you and never will. Will you EVER get that?

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elite_kun August 9 2006, 07:57:42 UTC
Yes, you. Care about me. Being in the Society of Light. And I bugged your room, Sweet Cheeks. Or are you just a monkey.

And yet, I can see it in your eyes. You're a closet Houzansexual.

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token_l August 9 2006, 08:02:42 UTC
I don't care about it. I've never cared about you at all. ...you...bugged...my room...ALRIGHT WHERE IS IT?

Not a closet Houzansexual. Completely lesbian, thank you very much.

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elite_kun August 9 2006, 08:07:18 UTC
You do care. You've always cared. That's my little secret, Honey Buns.

If you were a full lesbian, you wouldn't of cared I somehow filtered you from existence. Therefore, Closet Houzansexual. You want it up the butt and in the mouth.

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