eliter than a fucker
name Michael
age 16
location Alabama
1. top 5 bands do not mention the beatles, everyone knows they're amazing and it's just typical!
-Vive La Fete
-Velvet Underground
-Led Fucking Zepplin
-The White Stripes
-Jump Little Children
2. top 5 movies
-Moulin Rouge!
-Talk to Her
-The Talented Mr. Ripley
-The Virgin Suicides
-Logan's Run
3. 5 words you constantly use.
-indeed
-fucker
-"classical revival"
-prague
-Minogue
4. why are you better than everyone else?
There is no explanation. I was simply born like this. All you have to do is appreciate my superiority, my sweet crepes.
5. why do you deserve to be here?
because I own you
6. how do you show you really are elite?
I clench my jaw and stare past the masses of shrinking violets that swarm past me. Also, I have a really fierce watch, a pug, and a widely notorious boyfriend. I show off.
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks?
Never.
8. will you cry if you dont get in?
Only if you stamp on my little toe, in which case you will be swiftly eradicated by my team of armed dwarfs.
9. what is something you live by everyday?
"To look life in the face, to know it for what it is, to love it for what it is, and then to put it away."
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?
A salmon, because they have really fucking sharp teeth and their ultimate destination is a small white dish of butter and dill.
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?
Green and white Adidas. Black and white checkered Vans. Black boots.
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why?
I would name her Hetty; George Eliot knew her prose.
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?
I don't know why, elite_as_fuck. You're the one who asked. I suppose I would compare myself to Thomas Jefferson, except gay as fuck and better looking.
14. what's your favorite body part?
Calfs. Not the ones that moo.
15. what's your most prized possession?
My circa 1760 convex mirror, because it's shiny and I can see myself in it and you don't have one.
16. any special talents?
The ability to think comes to mind.
age 16
location Alabama
1. top 5 bands do not mention the beatles, everyone knows they're amazing and it's just typical!
-Vive La Fete
-Velvet Underground
-Led Fucking Zepplin
-The White Stripes
-Jump Little Children
2. top 5 movies
-Moulin Rouge!
-Talk to Her
-The Talented Mr. Ripley
-The Virgin Suicides
-Logan's Run
3. 5 words you constantly use.
-indeed
-fucker
-"classical revival"
-prague
-Minogue
4. why are you better than everyone else?
There is no explanation. I was simply born like this. All you have to do is appreciate my superiority, my sweet crepes.
5. why do you deserve to be here?
because I own you
6. how do you show you really are elite?
I clench my jaw and stare past the masses of shrinking violets that swarm past me. Also, I have a really fierce watch, a pug, and a widely notorious boyfriend. I show off.
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks?
Never.
8. will you cry if you dont get in?
Only if you stamp on my little toe, in which case you will be swiftly eradicated by my team of armed dwarfs.
9. what is something you live by everyday?
"To look life in the face, to know it for what it is, to love it for what it is, and then to put it away."
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?
A salmon, because they have really fucking sharp teeth and their ultimate destination is a small white dish of butter and dill.
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?
Green and white Adidas. Black and white checkered Vans. Black boots.
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why?
I would name her Hetty; George Eliot knew her prose.
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?
I don't know why, elite_as_fuck. You're the one who asked. I suppose I would compare myself to Thomas Jefferson, except gay as fuck and better looking.
14. what's your favorite body part?
Calfs. Not the ones that moo.
15. what's your most prized possession?
My circa 1760 convex mirror, because it's shiny and I can see myself in it and you don't have one.
16. any special talents?
The ability to think comes to mind.