ANAKIN: Today is a good day for the Jedi kindergarten division to die!

May 30, 2005 23:27

PADME: Anakin! Good to see you! Here is some great news.
ANAKIN: You're going to wear that costume I bought you?
PADME: I'm pregnant and it is going to ruin our lives!
ANAKIN: EXCUSE ME I NEED TO VOMIT WITH PANIC NOW.
PADME: ...
ANAKIN: WE HAVE SPACESHIPS AND WE DON'T HAVE EFFECTIVE CONTRACEPTION? WTF!
PADME: ...
ANAKIN: Oooh, what great news!

Entertaining Take On Episode III.

OBI-WAN: Okay. By the way... this baby you're having, I know, it's a shot on the dark, call me crazy, but - could it be Anakin's?
PADME: Yes, but the next one could be yours!
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