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[elisi]

[Doctor Who] 50th Anniversary BAFTA Tribute

Don’t make fun of renowned Dan Brown. (Go read. But no liquids near keyboard.)

And via poshcat, the most brilliant thing you'll see all day:

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Comments

[beer_good_foamy]

I've been grinning at that Dan Brown article all day. It's so... accurate.

[elisi]

I'm not sure I dare click the link. Mostly I could CRY that he dares touch Dante. That should be FORBIDDEN!

[beer_good_foamy]

Dare! Dare!

Also, there's this:

Dan Brown: Annoying Facebook Friend

Janet Maslin: Can you ease up with the italics?
Dan Brown: Not italics. My innermost thoughts.
Janet Maslin: They're not just your thoughts, Dan, we can see the italics in your comment.
Dan Brown: Right. If you only knew what I'm capable of.

[elisi]

My icon expresses my sentiments exactly! :D

[dweomeroflight]

OH. MY. THANK YOU RANDOM STRANGER FOR THIS LINK!

Seriously!

[beer_good_foamy]

You're welcome. :)

Here, have a clip of Dan Brown trying his hand at a career as an 80s pop singer. In 1993.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/da-vinci-code-author-dan-brown-wrote-a-song-about,97683

[elisi]

I'm not sure I dare watch...

[beer_good_foamy]

There's nothing to watch, just a brief audio clip.

But it is disturbing.

[elisi]

'Before he combined the conspiracy theories of a hundred Geocities sites with the point-and-click puzzle-solving of a dozen CD-ROM games, thus creating literature'
*dies laughing*

That alone is worth the price of admission!

*goes off to read the rest*

*and listen*

Wow. It's like a time warp! A disturbing time warp...