Insane Spike Logic. Part 2
Well, here's the last part of my silly little ficlet - I hope it won't disappoint all you impatient people out there! And remember - vampires are like onions... they have layers! ;)
For anyone who missed Part 1, it can be found here. :)
Setting: post-I Only Have Eyes For You
Disclaimer: I own nothing, Joss is god, blah, blah, blah...
Thank you to lillianmorgan for beta-ing! :)
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Insane Spike Logic
Part 2
“Slayer!”
Buffy nearly jumped out of her skin. The guy was supposed to be stuck in a wheelchair, not to suddenly pop up like an evil jack-in-the-box when she was patrolling.
“Spike? What are you doing here? Last I knew you were cripple-boy!”
He chuckled. “Well, I got tired of Dru feeding me puppies, so I decided to go for a stroll!”
Buffy felt like smacking her head against a wall. No actually, she felt like smacking his head against a wall: “No, but... I knocked you out and then an organ fell on top of you. A... And there was fire!”
“Well, I got better. Demon here, remember? Supernatural healing.” He took a drag of his cigarette: “Now listen - I have an idea!”
“So do I! I’ll stake you, and make sure I do it right this time!” She held up her stake, making sure he knew she wasn’t making idle threats.
”Aw, but I thought you missed me?” he said, mock concern in his voice. “I’m fun to fight, right? Straightforward evil?” He tried to look innocent, but couldn’t really pull it off.
Buffy’s jaw dropped. “You were spying on me!”
Spike grinned. “That I was. Heard some interesting things too. But you see, it got me thinking... now you slept with the mighty broody one, and he turned all nasty on you. So I thought it’d be fun to see if it’d work in reverse! You sleep with me, and maybe I’ll wake up with a soul, desperate to redeem myself and willin’ to be your new little hunnybunny! What do you say?”
Buffy had been listening with ever increasing disbelief. “You’re insane!” she finally ventured, trying to block sudden thoughts of what Spike might be like in bed.
He shrugged. “Ah, well, suit yourself. Just figured that since he’s shagging my bird, I could do his!” He then looked her straight in the eyes and titled his head slightly, his voice practically a purr: “And if you let me, I could show you a very good time... for a start I don’t need to breathe!”
And his eyes trailed slowly and appreciatively down her body.
Her brain took a while to work out what he meant, but then she blushed and completely forgot what she was going to say. While she was still trying to regain her composure, Spike slipped away into the shadows with a smile and a wink, leaving Buffy very confused and wondering how she could ever have thought him ‘straightforward’.
For anyone who missed Part 1, it can be found here. :)
Setting: post-I Only Have Eyes For You
Disclaimer: I own nothing, Joss is god, blah, blah, blah...
Thank you to lillianmorgan for beta-ing! :)
Feedback is my crack! Please feed my addiction!
Insane Spike Logic
Part 2
“Slayer!”
Buffy nearly jumped out of her skin. The guy was supposed to be stuck in a wheelchair, not to suddenly pop up like an evil jack-in-the-box when she was patrolling.
“Spike? What are you doing here? Last I knew you were cripple-boy!”
He chuckled. “Well, I got tired of Dru feeding me puppies, so I decided to go for a stroll!”
Buffy felt like smacking her head against a wall. No actually, she felt like smacking his head against a wall: “No, but... I knocked you out and then an organ fell on top of you. A... And there was fire!”
“Well, I got better. Demon here, remember? Supernatural healing.” He took a drag of his cigarette: “Now listen - I have an idea!”
“So do I! I’ll stake you, and make sure I do it right this time!” She held up her stake, making sure he knew she wasn’t making idle threats.
”Aw, but I thought you missed me?” he said, mock concern in his voice. “I’m fun to fight, right? Straightforward evil?” He tried to look innocent, but couldn’t really pull it off.
Buffy’s jaw dropped. “You were spying on me!”
Spike grinned. “That I was. Heard some interesting things too. But you see, it got me thinking... now you slept with the mighty broody one, and he turned all nasty on you. So I thought it’d be fun to see if it’d work in reverse! You sleep with me, and maybe I’ll wake up with a soul, desperate to redeem myself and willin’ to be your new little hunnybunny! What do you say?”
Buffy had been listening with ever increasing disbelief. “You’re insane!” she finally ventured, trying to block sudden thoughts of what Spike might be like in bed.
He shrugged. “Ah, well, suit yourself. Just figured that since he’s shagging my bird, I could do his!” He then looked her straight in the eyes and titled his head slightly, his voice practically a purr: “And if you let me, I could show you a very good time... for a start I don’t need to breathe!”
And his eyes trailed slowly and appreciatively down her body.
Her brain took a while to work out what he meant, but then she blushed and completely forgot what she was going to say. While she was still trying to regain her composure, Spike slipped away into the shadows with a smile and a wink, leaving Buffy very confused and wondering how she could ever have thought him ‘straightforward’.