To my friend, "The Lady of the Blue Ovaries," I'm terribly sorry that your weekend did not go as planned. We will hunt down the boy with the nice lips, and he will be taught a lesson. :) This trend cannot continue as it is. It's just not right.
Quote of the day (for now, cause god only KNOWS what will be said tonight during power hour):
"I'm as pure as the driven slush." - Tallulah Bankhead
and for the completely gratuitous, here because i felt like if picture of the day... click
here I think the caption should read: "I want YOU _______!" fill in the blank as you see fit in my comments page.
My own ending to this caption??? "in my bed, now." YES SIR!! :)