A celebratory jig is in order.
Well... at least a half-hearted jig (see the earliest quote from last night). But the boy's in denial about it. Or trying to make himself think that what he did doesn't constitute cheating. I however, have consulted with my roommate, who's moral fiber is much stronger than mine... and even SHE thinks what he did was cheating. So I laugh at the boy (who has no idea that I even have this livejournal, so he'll never know that we all are in disagreement with him). You are wrong... and I am right. You will never read this, but I know that I'm right this time. And I just can't wait till the girlfriend (lovingly called the beast by those of us that know her... not just me, the ex's roommate, all of our friends, everyone) finds out. Not only has he cheated on her... it's the second time, and with the same girl. Mwahahaha...
I realize that this makes me sound like a terrible person. I don't claim to be a saint. I'm far from it and I know this. I have issues with holding a grudge, and I carry a strong one in particular for her. So as terrible as it is, any victory over her makes me feel better in a really mean, "I'm gonna go to hell for this" kinda way. But, at least for now, I'm feeling too smug to care. I'm a horrible person for this, I do know that. And maybe one day, I'll feel bad for this, but it's not happening right now.
Good luck this weekend to my friend in her search for penis and the relief of her blue ovaries! And I'm SOOO sorry that I didn't get back to your IM. I left my room right before you sent me the first message, and I didn't get back till about 2:30 this morning. I hope everything went well with the exquisitely-lipped boy. :) If it didn't, feel free to call me or IM me or something, and we'll talk about the evils of the males of the species. We'll both have good stories.
I'm going to end this update here, because I can't think of anything nice to say. I'm too aggravated at the boy for not admitting an OBVIOUS truth, and I'm still feeling too bitchy and smug to say anything that I won't have to explain later. So good morning everyone and have a fabulous weekend!
I realize that this makes me sound like a terrible person. I don't claim to be a saint. I'm far from it and I know this. I have issues with holding a grudge, and I carry a strong one in particular for her. So as terrible as it is, any victory over her makes me feel better in a really mean, "I'm gonna go to hell for this" kinda way. But, at least for now, I'm feeling too smug to care. I'm a horrible person for this, I do know that. And maybe one day, I'll feel bad for this, but it's not happening right now.
Good luck this weekend to my friend in her search for penis and the relief of her blue ovaries! And I'm SOOO sorry that I didn't get back to your IM. I left my room right before you sent me the first message, and I didn't get back till about 2:30 this morning. I hope everything went well with the exquisitely-lipped boy. :) If it didn't, feel free to call me or IM me or something, and we'll talk about the evils of the males of the species. We'll both have good stories.
I'm going to end this update here, because I can't think of anything nice to say. I'm too aggravated at the boy for not admitting an OBVIOUS truth, and I'm still feeling too bitchy and smug to say anything that I won't have to explain later. So good morning everyone and have a fabulous weekend!