Mar 10, 2008 20:38
Okay then, day, I challenge you. I challenge you to not try to kill me any more. I challenge you to not try to take me out of this giant genetic race we call life. Let me show you what i've got and for fuck's sake... stop trying to kill me.
Firstly, The morning started late. I was cut off on the way into the line for Timmy Ho's. I need the coffee more than you do, fucker. Cut me off, i'll cut you.
Secondly, due to the excessively violent thoughts, I was punished with slipping on the ice. Not only did I reinjure my knees, I pulled my muscles from my ass to my calf. That's a lot of fuckin muscles. I broke my butt. it is far too cute to be bruised.
Thirdly, I gave blood today. Good for me. I then fainted at work. My head hurts a lot. I didn't hit it. I was caught actually. Then napped for an hour, then went home. I got paid for a two hour nap. I was shaky and slightly scared, since i never faint after giving blood. I have now donated a gallon.
So now i am sitting here and the Rangers scored again. We'd have shitloads of more goals if they would just stop hooking us, roughing us, and injuring our players to the point of no return. I'd like Avery to die in a very Texas Chainsaw kinda way. Fucker. i hope your team drops you.
My head is in a lot of pain. I'm malnourished. I bought soy protein, spinach, women's health vitamins and bagels.
Christ all mighty.
Josh. I need to be where you are and have you teach me to skate and i'll be your ice girl for your hockey games. I don't like moving, and I've got many injuries, but i've got spirit baby! I'm piss and vinegar!