The Importance of Sex and Pancakes, Chapter 5
Title: The Importance of Sex and Pancakes
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Well, we've reached the end here! Thank you to everyone who's gone on this little romp with me. It was fun, I have to admit! But before I give you the final chapter, I have to extend heaps of gratitude on the most fantastic beta ever, supercontenta , who not only chased me around yelling "Smut! You ( Read more... )
Pepa, dressed up like a slutty catholic school chick, peeks inside the classroom.
PEPA:You wanted to see me, Sister?
Silvia, dressed up like a nun and sitting at her desk, motions for the slutty girl to walk in.
SILVIA:Yes, come in my child.
PEPA:I'm not in trouble am I?
SILVIA:You're absolutely in trouble.
PEPA:(Pouts adorably)Why? What did I do?
SILVIA:You climbed a tree and scraped your knee.
PEPA:You saw that?
SILVIA(Nods)Also, your dress has got a tear.
PEPA:Um, don't you mean my skirt?
SILVIA:No. If I said that it would mess up the lyrics.
PEPA:Huh?
SILVIA:That's not the worst of it, though.
-Silvia waves her hand, gesturing the girl to come in-
PEPA:It's not?
SILVIA:Shut the door.
-Pepa obeys then heads toward the desk.The nun stands up to look the tall girl up and down. She licks her lips sexily while the school girl stands badassly defensive and defiant.-
PEPA:You're going to tell me that I whistle on the stairs, aren't you?
SILVIA:What in the divine lord's name are you talking about?
PEPA:(Cocks her head sexily to the right)I thought you were lecturing me with the "Sound of Music"?
SILVIA:(Squints)What ever gave you that idea? Besides, if I was, you totally skipped a line.
-It doesn't even make sense! Then it goes on like that for like, 30 more lines and you're so confused when the smut actually comes you don't care! Hey... where'd my whipped cream go?
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Juney, you are AWESOME! I am cracking up here!! I think maybe YOU should write the nun_smut! You obviously have a knack for it, and I now want to see where this is going! Just one question...if Silvia is the nun, shouldn't she be Mother Superior?!
Also, somehow I think that the creators of the "The Sound of Music" never intended for it to be used QUITE this way....
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