Returning to the short posts, I'd like to make an announcement:
I really do have a potato in my school locker.
Surprisingly it hasn't gone mouldy, or grown legs and run away.
It's only just grown legs and lazes around in there.
They are rather long legs too. I wanted to plant the poor thing, but the BirthdayGiftBestower™ has declined my request to plant it.
So the potato sits in my locker. But it's not alone.