translated again after a while, for fun! kids 8| uhm.
duet 2012.01
30 seconds' horumonyaki, that's also friendship
Here we have Shintaro and Juri, the close friends combi - even to the extent of having passionate love rumors inside Duet. From talk about their first meeting to the formation of a new unit, plenty of delicious talk, here you go!
Shintaro: It's the talk between the two of us!
Juri: Yaaa~y! (high tension)
Shintaro: The theme is "close friends".
Juri: We're super close, right. I thought that one day, passionate love news like this would appear ♥
Shintaro: When was the first time we met?
Juri: In 2008, at Hey!Say!JUMP's concert. When I was looking at Shintaro-kun who had glittering fur on his costume, I thought "there's a star..."
Shintaro: Sorry, I don't remember that...
Juri: S'okay, s'okay! I was only staring one-sidedly. Because of that, for me, Shintaro-kun is forever a star.
Shintaro: ...Umm, I've been saying this before too, but use casual language.
Juri: Well, even though I'm older, in the Jimusho Shintaro-kun is the senpai.
Shintaro: Today, let's use casual language.
Juri: Ah, yes. I mean, o-okay?
Shintaro: Hooray (laughs)! I got to know Juri during 2008's Playzone. I was surprised, "there's a kid who can rap like Koki-kun!"and when I heard that you were Koki-kun's little brother, I was twice as surprised.
Juri: After that, little by little, we started talking. And this year, when we became symmetry in dancing, it feels like we got closer at once, doesn't it. (T/N: Juri used formal language here by accident)
Shintaro: ...
Juri: Ah, it feels like that, right? (T/N: Now he changed it to casual/friendly one)
Shintaro: It does, it does (laughs). And isn't our taste in clothes similar?
Juri: It is! Like, jeans and hoodie, we like the casual kind of style. Today finally, we have matching clothes♥ Then, I think our taste in food also meets.
Shintaro: Yakiniku! We like it, right~
Juri: Yes. Moreover, I love horumonyaki (a type of yakiniku, made from beef or pork offal).
Shintaro: As for Juri, about how long do you grill horumonyaki?
Juri: I think I don't grill it very much. Due to different types, there are times when I grill it around 30 seconds.
Shintaro: Me too! The longest time is a minute and a half. If we went eating together, it's good there wouldn't be any fights [over the matter] (laughs).
Juri: Fights and the like, we haven't had them.
Shintaro: If anything, it's because we're both the character that tends to draw back?
Juri: Like, when we're in doubt with furis, me and Shintaro-kun both are like "Hagiya can decide" (laughs).
Shintaro: But actually Juri, at times when you're like "it's here!", you properly decide. I think you have a hidden leader character.
Juri: No, no. I think that Shintaro-kun, who has his own opinion no matter what occasion, is very cool.
Shintaro: Again keigo (T/N: honorific language) (laughs). But well, Duet-san asks "is there anything you would want to try with the two of you?"
Juri: I'd want to go to an amusement park.
Shintaro: That's good~ But I couldn't go to a haunted house...
Juri: Uwaa, me neither! As expected, we two get along in this kind of area, too♪
Shintaro: But a while ago, I went to a haunted house that's said to be the scariest in Japan.
Juri: Wow, fantastic.
Shintaro: I don't want to go again...
Juri: If it was some project for TV, when the cameras were rolling I'd do my best though.
Shintaro: Ah, if that's the case, I'll do my best too (laughs). I want to do some location project with Juri.
Juri: Isn't that right! With this opportunity, should we create a unit? Arbitrarily (laughs).
Shintaro: What should we use as a unit name?
Juri: Name... (1 minute passes with Juri holding a pen and seriously thinking) Wah, I can't think of anything!
Shintaro: Tamori...
Juri: Th-that's it! You take the tops of Tanaka and Morimoto, and the writing is... (writes on the paper) TA☆MORI is perfect!
Shintaro: But the truth is, Hanzawa, who was next to me, made it up for us.
Juri: Tsk. Let's bow for that. It's like, even though I'm a new member, I feel like an important person. The new unit, TA☆MORI has been decided!
Shintaro: Yosh! ...But, if uchiwas supporting TA☆MORI start really appearing during concerts, what will we do (laughs).
duet 2013.04
If you're a man, fool around wildly!
The two, who once got a team name in Duet "Tanaka and Morimoto are TA☆MORI!". But without any important activities, the team's broken up?! ...Just when thinking that, the long-awaited two-shot appeared. Let's show manliness with a billiard showdown!
To commemorate team TA☆MORI's comeback, let's have a billiard showdown! The moment the two enter the place, they raised their voice: "it reminds of Bakaleya!" Come to think of it, the movie's climax was an action scene that happened in a billiard hall. When hearing the pair's enthusiasm, Juri says "Even before the game, my victory's already decided", to which Shintaro: "I think so too!". But we'd want a bit more sparks to scatter... A nine ball showdown started with a slooow feeling. After the earlier announcement, Juri shows decisions with good sense while Shintaro, with continuous fouls, gives a bitter smile. Finally: "Juri, the shot just now was cool!" and "Shin-chan, it's easier to shoot from here" and so on, they start sending yells to each other. Where did the showdown setup go?! Well, since the two are getting along well, it's going to be good. Billiard match displayed in a close friends manner ended in Juri's victory~
Shintaro: As I thought, I lost.
Juri: But if we talk about the amount of balls, I think you got in more than me.
Shintaro: You think so? But I think that we both missed about as much (laughs).
Juri: There were two or three times when you could have won, if you had believed in winning. If we had done it seriously, I think it would've been a good match.
Shintaro: Is that so. During the second half, we were just completely fooling around.
Juri: I got fired up with the "isn't this wild~?" kind of poses while hitting the ball (laughs).
Shintaro: Billiard is so fun♪ Juri, lately, what are you spending your time doing?
Juri: I'm playing with Shin-chan in my dreams.
Shintaro: Ahahahah! Is that so (laughs)? As for me, I'm graduating from junior high soon, so I'm making memories with my friends. We went to a theme park the other day.
Juri: Nice, that's youth. I'm also still in good terms with my friends from junior high. Making memories is still going on!
Shintaro: Hahaha. Because we're also good friends, I wonder if we'll become like that?
Juri: If you're really friends with someone, you mustn't wave goodbyes when graduating. Ah, I just remembered. Lately I've only been going to karaoke with my friends.
Shintaro: Very high school like! What do you sing? Yamashita-kun's songs of course?
Juri: That's right. Also, there was a mic with a voice change function. With the technic voice setup, I tried singing THE D-MOTION (laughs).
Shintaro: I've also tried that! If I went to karaoke with Juri, it seems like it'd be fun~
Juri: If we went with the two of us, wouldn't we get love rumours again ♥
Shintaro: What's with that (laughs).
Juri: Ah. Duet's readers, have you noticed? I have finally stopped speaking keigo to Shin-chan, yaaaay!
Shintaro: Right! You kept saying "Because Shin-chan is senpai" and always spoke keigo but finally you spotted with that.
Juri: We did Bakaleya and like, before I realized, it became casual language. The moment when our distance started shrinking...♥
Shintaro: (ignoring) karaoke~
Juri: Seriously speaking, if we went to karaoke with the two of us, wouldn't we start fooling around again? I think we would stop using mics on the way.
Shintaro: I know! And wouldn't it be amusing if we started playing dodge ball or something (laughs).
Juri: I'd want to play basketball more than dodge ball.
Shintaro: Me too! Actually, we've been talking that "let's do it" for a while, right.
Juri: Next time, let's have a basketball showdown.
Shintaro: I guess I'll lose again.
Juri: It's okay for you to choose the members first.
Shintaro: Yay! First, Nozawa-kun. That height will certainly become war potential.
Juri: Then, I'll go with Higashiyama-san.
Shintaro: Eeeeeeeh! The moment a daisenpai like that joins in is foul play! Then I'll invite Matchy-san and Nakai-san.
Juri: Nakai-san is super duper good in basketball, right! ...But if we collect Johnny's all stars like them, we certainly won't get our turn.
Shintaro: Yea. Let's make this a Juniors selection. I'll taaake Jesse!
Juri: Whaat. Then I'll take Morohoshi. That guy, his reflexes are unexpectedly good.
Shintaro: I want Fuma-kun in, too.
Juri: Damn. There are good members collected in Shin-chan's team. Can't be helped. Should we go with the usual tactics...
Shintaro: The usual tactics?
Juri: Before the match, I'll go and prepare two balls in advance. If Shin-chan's team is decided to shoot, I'll say "Wait! That ball is a sham, so the shot just now is invalid. The real ball is right here!" and take out the other ball, and as expected, a free throw.
Shintaro: Ahahahah. That's not a match, it's a skit, a skit (loud laughter)
Juri: Juri-chan, rather than points, gets laughs~? Isn't that wild~?
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