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Guess who got to watch Once Upon A Time In Mexico tonight?
That's right, me. It doesn't come out until Tuesday.

Anyway, I discovered I can't make Strawberry Daiquiris.
The current totals:
-I can't cook
-I can't clean
-I can't do laundry
-I can't make simple drinks!
-I can't do dishes

Next I'll find out I'm infertile.
I'm going to make a horrible housewife someday.